Jersey shore

what will those kooky kids do next???

Originally posted by voltaire
what will those kooky kids do next???

i love snooki

Originally posted by voltaire
i love snooki

Originally posted by darvlay
She's a skin-cooked, bottom-feeding ditchpig of the highest order.

Originally posted by darvlay
She's a skin-cooked, bottom-feeding ditchpig of the highest order.

Originally posted by badmoon
Is she from Canada?

Originally posted by voltaire
omg i hate people who r jealous of her talent

Originally posted by darvlay
Lol. Now that's pretty funny.

Seriously though, what is her talent? I mean besides her ability to suck up all the ugly in the room with just a flick of her cloven hoof.

My wife was watching this last night, so I gave it a try for a bit. Some crazy girl got drunk, and slapped some guy with cement for hair. A few of the guys enjoyed 'wife beater' time before they put on their tee shirts to go out clubbing. One guy had to ask a girl if he should wear purple or yellow.

Some girl was missing a couple bottles of wine. "did so and so take it"?

"No he wouldn't do that".

"well, ask him anyway".

So she asks on the phone... long pause.... He says, "what"? Not a what like NO WAY... it was a what when you pause to lie.

So the thick girl says something like, "I knew he didn't take them".

So, anyway... I had to leave the room because I'd lost so many IQ points I got near the point where your brain can no longer handle body functions like heart beat and breathing.

P-

When i look at snookie i small Naugahyde.

GRANNY.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
My wife was watching this last night, so I gave it a try for a bit. Some crazy girl got drunk, and slapped some guy with cement for hair. A few of the guys enjoyed 'wife beater' time before they put on their tee shirts to go out clubbing. One guy had to ask a girl if he should wear purple or yellow.

Some girl was missing a couple bottles of wine. "d ...[text shortened]... ur brain can no longer handle body functions like heart beat and breathing.

P-

Originally posted by voltaire
snooki is so graciously forgiving

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Snooki... she's the drunk girl that dis'd cement head and 'The Situation'?

If that is true she's lucky she has you, she's got no one else now.

Originally posted by Zahlanzi
itza joke
he is joking
noboy can watch that crap and brag about having a 3 digit iq number