"Movie director makes history"

I am tired of those newspaper headers.
What freakin' history?!?! WHAT HISTORY?!?!

Did she discover the cure for AIDS or a 100%
effective treatment for cancer?

Has she ended with hunger in Africa??

Did she lead an army into Somalia and finished
with the pirates?!?!

Where the hell are this world's priorities, uh??
Utter, super, ultimate garbage, I say.

If making history is to beat a childish screenplay
framed in a PC piece of pseudoartistic trash, within
a sympathy competition, I could make history with
the home video of my colonoscopy, for crying out
loud.

It was a triumph of the will.

Sure!

http://www.2mexicans1colonoscopy.com

Originally posted by Seitse
I am tired of those newspaper headers.
What freakin' history?!?! WHAT HISTORY?!?!

Did she discover the cure for AIDS or a 100%
effective treatment for cancer?

Has she ended with hunger in Africa??

Did she lead an army into Somalia and finished
with the pirates?!?!

Where the hell are this world's priorities, uh??
Utter, super, ultimate garbag ...[text shortened]... ompetition, I could make history with
the home video of my colonoscopy, for crying out
loud.

SEITSE POSTS FIRST REJECTION OF OSCAR "HISTORY" REPORT

Dateline Seitse's Mom's Basement (but it has its own separate entrance), March 2008---
In a stunning worldwide announcement, Seitse has become the literal mouse that roared--- make that first mouse that roared--- in his scatologically-laced firestorm rejection of the news announcements relative to Kate Bigelow's selection as best director for the Academy Award's 82nd ceremonies.

See? Anyone can make history. Some are just a little more noteworthy than others. That's all.

Hey, pops, technically speaking she lives with me, not the other way 😠

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
[quote][b]SEITSE POSTS FIRST REJECTION OF OSCAR "HISTORY" REPORT

Dateline Seitse's Mom's Basement (but it has its own separate entrance), March 2008---
In a stunning worldwide announcement, Seitse has become the literal mouse that roared--- make that first mouse that roared--- in his scatologically-laced firestorm rejection of the news annou ...[text shortened]... nyone can make history. Some are just a little more noteworthy than others. That's all.[/b]

If the quoted text is correct, I'm far more impressed by Seitse's announcement. Not only was it made a full two years before the winner of best director award was announced, it was made a full six months before the film made its world premiere. Now that IS noteworthy.

Originally posted by ThinkOfOne
If the quoted text is correct, I'm far more impressed by Seitse's announcement. Not only was it made a full two years before the winner of best director award was announced, it was made a full six months before the film made its world premiere. Now that IS noteworthy.

What's the time frame for 'edit' again? 😳

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
What's the time frame for 'edit' again? 😳

Stupidity cannot be edited, grandpa.

Live with it.

Originally posted by Seitse
Stupidity cannot be edited, grandpa.

Live with it.

I see you make do just nicely. Thanks for the template, db.

*face palm*

Sometimes silence is better option than making a fool of yourself.

Originally posted by Seitse
*face palm*

Sometimes silence is better option than making a foll of yourself.

By "foll" I assume you are making an equine reference? Or do you mean to say 'fall,' or perhaps, 'troll,' but simply can't find the letters on your keyboard after so many, many Miller Lites?

Dyslexia is not a laughing matter... until it happens to you.

Originally posted by Seitse
Dyslexia is not a laughing matter... until it happens to you.

Holy s, that's funny.

Dude, I'm going to bed. And that, after only three 8% beers.

Okay, maybe a glass of pinot noir, too.

Sweet dreams.