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Is Neo. We need 2 love in the mirror. As in if you're looking for a hero so sort out your shirts for you, look within?

edit. Let's see the pussy get up from that *wipes knuckles*

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O means Love. So if that pile of shirts so much as twitches, I hope I can rely on you to smack him back down again!

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Originally posted by @christopher-albon
O means Love. So if that pile of shirts so much as twitches, I hope I can rely on you to smack him back down again!
Do you usually talk to yourself? You talk to BOTH of you? Me, Myself, and I?

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Originally posted by @sonhouse
Do you usually talk to yourself? You talk to BOTH of you? Me, Myself, and I?
My female counterpart is busy tending the fire.

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Originally posted by @christopher-albon
Is Neo. We need 2 love in the mirror. As in if you're looking for a hero so sort out your shirts for you, look within?

edit. Let's see the pussy get up from that *wipes knuckles*
Q: Why is a dog? A: Because the more you hear it, it barks.

Q: What's the difference between a fence? A: The posts.

You see, I can talk without using my Temporal Lobe too! 😀

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Why would they encourage children to jump off buildings? It's like that birdseye advert where they're on a ship and the kids are sliding down ropes with their hands. Sick sick stuff.

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Originally posted by @mchill
Q: Why is a dog? A: Because the more you hear it, it barks.

Q: What's the difference between a fence? A: The posts.

You see, I can talk without using my Temporal Lobe too! 😀
*takes seat on Neo's head* please, go on. Two posts you say? *pfffffft*

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'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves. Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe...

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Originally posted by @soothfast
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves. Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe...
In that old song of bovine pong, where the monkey's all said 'lose!'. There's a brand new thing where the English win and Neo got another twat in the nuts. - Michael Spillagain. *sips tea pfffffffffaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr-pht-pht-pplllt. ohoh*

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Did you know, if you take the letter 'a' to represent monotheism and replace it with 'o' to represent love in the word Romans, you get Morons? *undose belt and thinks of tea* any thoughts?

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Originally posted by @christopher-albon
Did you know, if you take the letter 'a' to represent monotheism and replace it with 'o' to represent love in the word Romans, you get Morons? *undose belt and thinks of tea* any thoughts?
That you're Seitse?

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Originally posted by @christopher-albon
Did you know, if you take the letter 'a' to represent monotheism and replace it with 'o' to represent love in the word Romans, you get Morons? *undose belt and thinks of tea* any thoughts?
That you're Seitse?

(Or his remnants at least).

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
That you're Seitse?

(Or his remnants at least).
Don't think so
*helps Neo up. 'You OK?, soz for the squelcher. See that beardy twat over there on the boat? He's been burning the fingers of kiddies. Go do that jumpy thing on his head will you? Hang on you got a bit of ....on your forehe..never mind. You look great! Got get him!" and don't let him do that clicky pen trick on you again FFS!*

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
That you're Seitse?

(Or his remnants at least).
What's left after the brain damage.

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Originally posted by @shallow-blue
What's left after the brain damage.
Remind me not to get into a light sabre fight in the night time with you.

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