Michael Clark Duncan is going to play in a new Planet of the Apes. Steve Harvey interviewed him and made jokes about it in stand up. Via this indirect route I decided to watch Planet of the Apes - the original one.
So in the early 70's the USA sends a space ship out there at relativistic speeds. Everyone on that ship would know that this is it; they'll never see their loved ones again.
Despite this, they send three men and one woman...not two and two, or even more intelligently, more than four people...two. The woman dies en route.
There are regular shots of men's butts in the gay equivalent of the "wet T-shirt" or even bare, smirking sideways at the world as these men frolic together in a forest pool under a waterfall...
Currently I have the movie paused at the scene where the three are leaping butt naked into the pool.
EDIT - Now they're investigating footprints. All are naked, looking down. Two kneel a second before the other. OMG gay