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  1. 05 Oct '09 22:12 / 1 edit
    At least they knew they couldn't sing and hired someone else to do it instead.
  2. Standard member Seitse
    Doug Stanhope
    06 Oct '09 08:03
    Exactly.

    Honesty goes a long way and they were honest with themselves.

    Also, the voiced they rented were very, very talented. Kudos to their casting skills!
  3. 06 Oct '09 13:25 / 1 edit
    I understand how the music industry is certain that "no one" will buy recordings by artists who aren't hotties that are as gorgeous as models.

    So I propose an "American Idol" type program to find an appropriate "backup" who can provide the voice for the season's hottie of choice. Season One's hottie will be Paris Hilton.
  4. Subscriber sonhouse
    Fast and Curious
    06 Oct '09 17:25
    Originally posted by Melanerpes
    I understand how the music industry is certain that "no one" will buy recordings by artists who aren't hotties that are as gorgeous as models.

    So I propose an "American Idol" type program to find an appropriate "backup" who can provide the voice for the season's hottie of choice. Season One's hottie will be Paris Hilton.
    I guess that rules out Susan Boyle then, eh......
  5. 06 Oct '09 19:15 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by sonhouse
    I guess that rules out Susan Boyle then, eh......
    Paris Hilton's looks and Susan Boyle's voice? -- now there's an act that could top the charts for many years to come.

    So much for Season One. We'll move on to Season Two.

    Maria Sharapova will be the hottie. Who wants to be her voice?
  6. Standard member Seitse
    Doug Stanhope
    07 Oct '09 06:51
    Originally posted by Melanerpes
    Maria Sharapova will be the hottie. Who wants to be her voice?
    Danny Glover!
  7. 07 Oct '09 13:42
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Danny Glover!
    the American Idol judges just heard Glover's audition.

    Simon said it was appalling, but Randy thought it was HOT!!

    America forgot to vote - so Glover wins by default (Randy's one vote).

    so it's Sharapova and Glover. Hopefully it'll sound better than William Shatner.
  8. 07 Oct '09 13:43
    we move on to Season Three -- Simon has nominated Ryan Seacrest as the next hottie. Who will be his voice?