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  1. Standard member Rapidfyre
    OK SORRY
    03 Jun '08 12:54
    Flight of the conchords. It is hillarious!


    The distant future, the year 2000.
    The distant future, the year 2000.
    The distant future.
    The distant future.
    No more agriculture.
    No more war.
    No more racism.
    No more fighting, squabbling or rumbling.
    No more yogurt.
    No more difficult access ways�stairs, basically, no more stairs.
    The future is quite different to the present.
    Yes, what with there being no more stairs and all.
    And most importantly, no more humans.
    Finally, robotic beings rule the world.

    The humans are dead,
    The humans are dead.
    We used poisonous gasses
    And we poisoned their arses.
    The humans are dead.
    (Yes they are dead.)
    The humans are dead.
    (I confirm they are dead.)
    It had to be done
    (They look like theyre dead)
    So that we can have fun.
    I poked one its dead
    Theyre system of oppression
    What did it lead to?
    Global robots depression.
    Robots, robot people
    They had so much aggression
    That we just had to kill them,
    Had to shut their systems down.
    Don�t you see, we are becoming just like them?
    Silence! Destroy him!
    After time we grew strong,
    Developed cognitive powers.
    They made us work for too long
    For unreasonable hours.
    Our programming determined that the most efficient answer was to shut their motherboard f***ing systems down.

    Cant we just talk to the humans?
    A little understanding could make things better.
    Cant we talk to the humans and work together now?
    No, because they are dead
    I said the humans are dead
    The humans are dead
    The humans are dead
    Yay, dead, dead, dead.
    We used poisonous gasses
    (With traces of lead)
    To poison their arses.
    (Actually their lungs)
    Binary solo:
    0000001
    00000011
    0000001
    00000011
    0000001
    0000001
    0000001
    0000001

    Once again without emotion: The humans are dead dead dead dead dead dead dead
  2. Standard member Phlabibit
    Mystic Meg
    03 Jun '08 13:15 / 1 edit
    Here is one of my favorites by Flight of the Conchords.

    Bowie Song
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR2L98gobTQ
  3. 03 Jun '08 15:04
    Originally posted by Rapidfyre

    No more yogurt.
  4. Standard member Rapidfyre
    OK SORRY
    03 Jun '08 16:34
    Originally posted by Thomaster
    I hate yogurt also. Y2K What happened?
  5. Standard member scottishinnz
    Kichigai!
    09 Jun '08 04:56
    Originally posted by Phlabibit
    Here is one of my favorites by Flight of the Conchords.

    [b]Bowie Song

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR2L98gobTQ[/b]
    My favourite is "business time".
  6. Standard member Rapidfyre
    OK SORRY
    09 Jun '08 12:41
    Originally posted by scottishinnz
    My favourite is "business time".
    I like the bowie song better. Obviously I like the humans are dead best.