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Flight of the conchords. It is hillarious!


The distant future, the year 2000.
The distant future, the year 2000.
The distant future.
The distant future.
No more agriculture.
No more war.
No more racism.
No more fighting, squabbling or rumbling.
No more yogurt.
No more difficult access ways�stairs, basically, no more stairs.
The future is quite different to the present.
Yes, what with there being no more stairs and all.
And most importantly, no more humans.
Finally, robotic beings rule the world.

The humans are dead,
The humans are dead.
We used poisonous gasses
And we poisoned their arses.
The humans are dead.
(Yes they are dead.)
The humans are dead.
(I confirm they are dead.)
It had to be done
(They look like theyre dead)
So that we can have fun.
I poked one its dead
Theyre system of oppression
What did it lead to?
Global robots depression.
Robots, robot people
They had so much aggression
That we just had to kill them,
Had to shut their systems down.
Don�t you see, we are becoming just like them?
Silence! Destroy him!
After time we grew strong,
Developed cognitive powers.
They made us work for too long
For unreasonable hours.
Our programming determined that the most efficient answer was to shut their motherboard f***ing systems down.

Cant we just talk to the humans?
A little understanding could make things better.
Cant we talk to the humans and work together now?
No, because they are dead
I said the humans are dead
The humans are dead
The humans are dead
Yay, dead, dead, dead.
We used poisonous gasses
(With traces of lead)
To poison their arses.
(Actually their lungs)
Binary solo:
0000001
00000011
0000001
00000011
0000001
0000001
0000001
0000001

Once again without emotion: The humans are dead dead dead dead dead dead dead

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Here is one of my favorites by Flight of the Conchords.

Bowie Song

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Originally posted by Rapidfyre

No more yogurt.
😀😀😀

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Originally posted by Thomaster
😀😀😀
I hate yogurt also. 😀 Y2K What happened?

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Kichigai!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Here is one of my favorites by Flight of the Conchords.

[b]Bowie Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR2L98gobTQ[/b]
My favourite is "business time".

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Originally posted by scottishinnz
My favourite is "business time".
I like the bowie song better. Obviously I like the humans are dead best.

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