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Originally posted by smw6869
TreeTalk's a lumber-jack
And he's ok
Sleeps all night and works all day
Chops down wood
Eats his lunch
Goes to the lava-tree.

G.
You cant end with lava- tree there's no rhyme to that. It leaves an other wise singable ditty somewhat up in the air and incomplete. C'mon granny!

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Originally posted by kmax87
You cant end with lava- tree there's no rhyme to that. It leaves an other wise singable ditty somewhat up in the air and incomplete. C'mon granny!
Kmax...I have a suggestion for SMW's final line..hope he likes it!

Originally posted by smw6869

TreeTalk's a lumber-jack
And he's ok
Sleeps all night and works all day
Chops down wood
Eats his lunch
Keeps his knickers in a bunch 😛

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Originally posted by MacSwain
Kmax...I have a suggestion for SMW's final line..hope he likes it!

Originally posted by smw6869

TreeTalk's a lumber-jack
And he's ok
Sleeps all night and works all day
Chops down wood
Eats his lunch
[b]Keeps his knickers in a bunch 😛[/b]
or alternatively
.............
Eats a lot,
Gets his knickers in a knot

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Originally posted by spruce112358
The article says in part: "Around 75 top professors and leading scientists believe the attacks were puppeteered by war mongers in the White House to justify the invasion and the occupation of oil-rich Arab countries."

Well, the US occupied Kuwait, didn't they? So WHERE IS ALL THAT FREAKIN' FREE OIL!?!??!

By this theory, Kuwait should be a fully ow ...[text shortened]... bank account under the control of -- wait for it -- Dick CHENEY!

Ya, sure, you betcha.
It $2 a LITRE in the UK! Thats about $10 a gallon!

(But we have run out of North Sea oil ... :'( )


How would the US economy fare with those prices?

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Originally posted by kmax87
or alternatively
.............
Eats a lot,
Gets his knickers in a knot
The little ditty was plagiarized from that kooky bunch of Monty Python dudes. The emphasis being on Lava-tree meaning taking a wiz behind a tree. Besides, it's prose poetry and need not rhyme. So there.
wisenheimer!

Granny

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Originally posted by smw6869
The little ditty was plagiarized from that kooky bunch of Monty Python dudes. The emphasis being on Lava-tree meaning taking a wiz behind a tree. Besides, it's prose poetry and need not rhyme. So there.
wisenheimer!

Granny
and it ends

'on wednesdays he goes shoppin'
and has butter scones for tea....

so it does rhyme.