A ****** little country? [removed]?

Originally posted by Ringtailhunter
You should be glad we are shoring up your unemployement rate.

What unemployment rate?

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
So Chancre plugs bullet holes? Really? In the Coastguard?

No. He treats syphilis, as per his username. He is on the front-line in the fight against the "axis of sexually transmitted diseases" in the armed forces.

Originally posted by dottewell
No. He treats syphilis, as per his username.

Routine maintenance on personal hydraulic equipment.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Routine maintenance on personal hydraulic equipment.

If we don't act quickly, syphilis will take over western Europe by stealth.

Originally posted by dottewell
If we don't act quickly, syphilis will take over western Europe by stealth.

"They came from the East". As a matter of fact, though, syphilis advanced the cause of civilisation by weakening the resistance of indigenous populations to Progress around the world. It helped win the West. It's a patriotic disease.