16 Jan 07
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Is it ever ok to try to have sex with a penguin?
And I don't just mean any penguin I mean a sexy looking penguin.
Now just say that both you and the penguin were in love or just really drunk and you were the last ones at a party and she told you or at least you thought you heard her say,
"her egg was nice and fertile, why don't we get Morgan Freedman to narrate it for us." and you guys "hooked up" would that be so wrong?
I mean don't get me wrong I would never consider having sex with a penguin I mean first of all I'm not even allowed with in 1000 feet of a zoo... at least not since the incident.
But I'm just saying.
16 Jan 07
Originally posted by Hank ReardenPenguinpuffins have real talent for this sort of thing. Right murrow?
Is it ever ok to try to have sex with a penguin?
Now just say that both you and the penguin were in love or just really drunk and you were the last ones at a party and she told you or at least you thought you heard her say,
"her egg was nice and fertile, why don't we get Morgan Freedman to narrate it for us." and you guys "hooked up" would that be ...[text shortened]... with in 1000 feet of a zoo... at least not since the incident.
But I'm just saying.
16 Jan 07
Originally posted by Hank ReardenAs long as you use a condom and get her really hot cause you don't want to go to the hosipital with your peepi frozen inside a penguin.
Is it ever ok to try to have sex with a penguin?
And I don't just mean any penguin I mean a sexy looking penguin.
Now just say that both you and the penguin were in love or just really drunk and you were the last ones at a party and she told you or at least you thought you heard her say,
"her egg was nice and fertile, why don't we get Morgan ...[text shortened]... ith in 1000 feet of a zoo... at least not since the incident.
But I'm just saying.
16 Jan 07
Originally posted by Hank ReardenI worry about you, Hank? 😕🙄
Is it ever ok to try to have sex with a penguin?
And I don't just mean any penguin I mean a sexy looking penguin.
Now just say that both you and the penguin were in love or just really drunk and you were the last ones at a party and she told you or at least you thought you heard her say,
"her egg was nice and fertile, why don't we get Morgan ...[text shortened]... ith in 1000 feet of a zoo... at least not since the incident.
But I'm just saying.
16 Jan 07
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Originally posted by Pawn Qweenwould you rather me not try and say something light hearted and fun or would your rather just stick to the basics of
I worry about you, Hank? 😕🙄
Jews suck, muslims suck, America sucks, America's great, god was black, Democrates suck, Conservatives suck,moses was asian, moses this jesus that aberaham hit me with a whiffle ball bat?
And besides your telling me if morgan freedman came with a microphone and a big sexy male emperor penguin not one of those retarded looking one say of the southern tip of Africa came to you and said lets make a .... documentary? you wouldn't be down?
16 Jan 07
Originally posted by Hank ReardenYou carry on with light-hearted posts. Some debates are a little on the heavy side!
would you rather me not try and say something light hearted and fun or would your rather just stick to the basics of
Jews suck, muslims suck, America sucks, America's great, god was black, Democrates suck, Conservatives suck,moses was asian, moses this jesus that aberaham hit me with a whiffle ball bat?
What's a whiffle ball bat?
16 Jan 07
Originally posted by Pawn Qweenit like baseball only its a pastic very light bat no more than a few ounces and a very light plastic baseball sized ball with a bunch of holes in it to keep it going slow. A kids game, for backyards.
You carry on with light-hearted posts. Some debates are a little on the heavy side!
What's a whiffle ball bat?
16 Jan 07
Originally posted by Hank ReardenOh right, cheers. The kids in our street play soccer or cricket, don't see much of baseball. 🙂
it like baseball only its a pastic very light bat no more than a few ounces and a very light plastic baseball sized ball with a bunch of holes in it to keep it going slow. A kids game, for backyards.