You heard it here first. The President of Iran, Ahmadinejad, went to Hugo Chavez's funeral where he embraced his widow in condolence.
Unfortunately for him, this was a sin according to religious clerics in Iran. According to their laws, an unrelated woman cannot be touched unless they are drowning at sea or in need of medical treatment. These laws may seem strict to infidels like us, but it helps keep the birth rates down. I just would hate to be a woman drowning at sea or in need of medical treatment or related to one of these Islamic guys. 😛
So should the clerics seek to do an honor killing? What should be done here?
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/ahmadinejad-image-hug-chavez-mother-photoshop-133036230.html