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Osaka

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Well, today, I was talking with ammanion about the inception of the web. It seems that the funding for the first web browser "Mosaic" was initiated by Al Gore. Thus, it seems obvious that Al Gore is, in fact, responsible for child porn on the internet. (Sorry DSR, I got there before you!!!!)

I got to thinking more about the wisdom of DSR's often misrepresented points of view. DSR is often considered to be a right wing, cold hearted, big business loving, liberal hating, enemy of civil responsibility. For example, DSR's stance on Global Warming. I mean, who ever heard of catastrophic environmental vandalism wiping out a civilisation? Sure, some people will say, "look at the Mayans". However, it's clear to DSR, and now to me, that the Mayan civilisation crashed not because they destroyed their own environment, but because of they allowed liberals into their society. If they'd had guns, it'd never have happened.

Let's explore gun ownership further. Guns, as we all know, promote and preserve freedom. If the Native American Indians had had guns when the Europeans arrived, well, they might have faired a bit better. If the Australian Aboriginals had guns when the Europeans had arrived, things would definitely have been different.

So, I think we can all see where we went wrong. Sorry DSR, we've all misjudged your wisdom. Next time I see a homeless person, I'm going to walk right up to them, and kick them in the head - just to make you proud.

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