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Hello everybody, been quite a while. I'm in a position here where I'm so far behind I think I'm ahead, where I rarely am and never stay. But I just couldn't stay away any longer. In my absence, I got a master's degree, travelled my country and a good bit of the world, got a new job and became quite a bit greyer.

And those of you who may remember me, may ask, why now? What sins could we possibly have committed to deserve this pestilence to be visited upon us? Well...none, really.

I have an announcement, though. I have emerged, Phoenix-like, from the ashes, to make an Ali-like return to the ring and run for President of RHP Forums. Didn't know you were having an election? Well - have one.

My platform:

1. Spew so many conservative, warmongering, America-loving, flag-waving, pro-Capitalism bromides and diatribes that my old friend, no1marauder, has a non-life threatening aneurism that cuts off the blood flow to the idiot part of his brain and turns him into a responsible, grateful, appreciative American.

2. Spew so many conservative, warmongering, America-loving, flag-waving, pro-Capitalism bromides and diatribes that my old friend, shavixmir, has a non-life threatening aneurism that cuts off the blood flow to the socialist, anarchist part of his brain and goes no1marauding through the Middle East on a bloody, capitalist, imperialist whirwind neverending campaign that makes the Crusades look like a friendship tour.

3. Lose a lot of chess.

Alright, let's get started then...fix bayonets! (Wait...do we still have those? NOBama says no...)

Ha!

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Hello everybody, been quite a while. I'm in a position here where I'm so far behind I think I'm ahead, where I rarely am and never stay. But I just couldn't stay away any longer. In my absence, I got a master's degree, travelled my country and a good bit of the world, got a new job and became quite a bit greyer.

And those of you who may remember ...[text shortened]... started then...fix bayonets! (Wait...do we still have those? NOBama says no...)

Ha!
I like these planks.

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Originally posted by Sleepyguy
I like these planks.
Ha! OK - Sleepyguy for VP!

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The Sasquatch that I remember (kinder gentler machine gun) was, although conservative, always well-reasoned in argument (and detested “chicken-hawks” )—which must mean that he was really a commie in disguise . . . 😉

Hey Sas! I am glad that you are well.

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Originally posted by vistesd
The Sasquatch that I remember (kinder gentler machine gun) was, although conservative, always well-reasoned in argument (and detested “chicken-hawks” )—which must mean that he was really a commie in disguise . . . 😉

Hey Sas! I am glad that you are well.
Vistesd! Hey my bro! How's it going? Yes yes my friend...well here we go! Hope you're also well!


Originally posted by sasquatch672
Hello everybody, been quite a while. I'm in a position here where I'm so far behind I think I'm ahead, where I rarely am and never stay. But I just couldn't stay away any longer. In my absence, I got a master's degree, travelled my country and a good bit of the world, got a new job and became quite a bit greyer.

And those of you who may remember ...[text shortened]... started then...fix bayonets! (Wait...do we still have those? NOBama says no...)

Ha!
I would just like to say that no1's brain doesn't have an idiot side...........Wait for it........ Because it's all idiot. Somebody give me a rimjob. Ba da boom

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Originally posted by dryhump
I would just like to say that no1's brain doesn't have an idiot side...........Wait for it........ Because it's all idiot. Somebody give me a rimjob. Ba da boom
Uh, rimSHOT.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Vistesd! Hey my bro! How's it going? Yes yes my friend...well here we go! Hope you're also well!
Doing well, thanks. Don’t participate here as much as I used to. It seems a bit harder now to have a good fight and then go get a beer (metaphorically, anyway). Which is kind of how I grew up (not metaphorically). So I don’t enjoy it as much. Wimpy in my old age maybe . . .

Glad I saw your post here though! 🙂

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Originally posted by vistesd
Doing well, thanks. Don’t participate here as much as I used to. It seems a bit harder now to have a good fight and then go get a beer (metaphorically, anyway). Which is kind of how I grew up (not metaphorically). So I don’t enjoy it as much. Wimpy in my old age maybe . . .

Glad I saw your post here though! 🙂
Me too!


Moreover, I also pledge to you my every effort to turn no1marauder into THE biggest flag-wavin', pledge of Allegiance recitin', fourth of Joo-lah parade attendin', apple bobbin' contest participatin', Honey Boo Boo lovin', wild boar huntin', James Brown-singin'-"Livin'-In-America" impersonatin', Evel Knievel-clothes-wearin' mofo this great land did EVER see!

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Hello everybody, been quite a while. I'm in a position here where I'm so far behind I think I'm ahead, where I rarely am and never stay. But I just couldn't stay away any longer. In my absence, I got a master's degree, travelled my country and a good bit of the world, got a new job and became quite a bit greyer.

And those of you who may remember ...[text shortened]... started then...fix bayonets! (Wait...do we still have those? NOBama says no...)

Ha!
Breath of fresh air!

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Originally posted by Sleepyguy
Uh, rimSHOT.
This is a family site, man. Do what you want with your tongue, just keep it out of my business.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Moreover, I also pledge to you my every effort to turn no1marauder into THE biggest flag-wavin', pledge of Allegiance recitin', fourth of Joo-lah parade attendin', apple bobbin' contest participatin', Honey Boo Boo lovin', wild boar huntin', James Brown-singin'-"Livin'-In-America" impersonatin', Evel Knievel-clothes-wearin' mofo this great land did EVER see!
Some of these guys may be too young to remember Evil Knievel but I read ya. Hell I bet no1marauder will be a no1 fan of Ted Nugent and get himself a gas guzzling Ford Bronco and paint it up with zebra stripes. He will tell of tales of Moab with an ATV. He will be the biggest demolition derby, monster truck watchin dude both sides of the continental divide. He might even sell poppys to raise money for the American Legion. I can hear him singing the national anthem at the local rodeo. He will be the biggest beebopin, marlboro smokin, baseball cap wearin, gun toten, pocket constitution carrying son of a sokeyed salmon out there.I wish you the bestest of luck!!!!

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Originally posted by joe beyser
Some of these guys may be too young to remember Evil Knievel but I read ya. Hell I bet no1marauder will be a no1 fan of Ted Nugent and get himself a gas guzzling Ford Bronco and paint it up with zebra stripes. He will tell of tales of Moab with an ATV. He will be the biggest demolition derby, monster truck watchin dude both sides of the continental divide ...[text shortened]... ocket constitution carrying son of a sokeyed salmon out there.I wish you the bestest of luck!!!!
Ha!