Originally posted by mwmiller
They're so proud of themselves, they gave themselves the rest of the week off!
So we're safe from them for a few days anyway!
Top ten things I will do if the government shuts down.
1. Board up the Capital and White House so they can't get back in.
2. Drill for oil in my own back yard.....WITHOUT A PERMIT!!
3. Use 100 watt incandescent bulbs 24/7.
4. Create a charity for all of the out of work politicians because they have no job skills.
5. Build a prison for all the other reamaining politicians who use their current skills to make a living.
6. Give socialists free rides to the airport as well as paying their air fare out of the country.
7. Proceed to close down all airports once they have left.
8. Get a front row seat at the US Mexican border to witness everyone fleeing the country once illegal immigration laws on the books are actually enforced and the free handouts are stopped.
9. Fly to San Fransisco just to have my child circumcised. I will arrive by riding a contraband segway and drinking from a contraband plastic container filled with contraband soda pop.
10. Wake up in the middle of the night with the horrible realization that it was all just a dream.