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Another Mysterious Clintoncide

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@endlame said
Always had a thing for Hillary.

Pantsuits are hot! 😍

Right? @suzianne
I don't have a single 'pantsuit'.

They're as bad as leisure suits for dudes.

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@endlame said
You see the case where the woman stabbed herself in the back of the head 299 times and it was ruled a suicide?

I don't know...all I know is just be friends with the Clinton's.

My man plays the Sax and my girl turns me on.

Love you Hill Baby 😍😘πŸ₯°


@earl-of-trumps said
Report: Bill Clinton Aide Linked to Jeffrey Epstein Found Hung, Shot Dead

[i]Former President Bill Clinton’s special advisor Mark Middleton, who reportedly signed Jeffrey Epstein into the White House 7 out of the 17 times he visited, was found in May hung from a tree and shot dead in the chest in Perryville, Arkansas, according to a sheriff’s report.

The d ...[text shortened]... itbart.com/politics/2023/02/22/report-bill-clinton-aide-linked-jeffrey-epstein-found-hung-shot-dead/
Middleton hasn't worked for the Clinton's or more precisely the government since Bill was President in 1995.

Sure took them a long time to "murder" him.


@no1marauder

LoL

Maybe a suicide with help.

He hangs himself and it's not working as well as planned and his help shoots him.

Not unreasonable...


@endlame said
@no1marauder

LoL

Maybe a suicide with help.

He hangs himself and it's not working as well as planned and his help shoots him.

Not unreasonable...
Could be a sequel movie to Hang Em High.
Hang Em High and shoot him.


Suicide pacts have happened many times.

I don't know the case but the missing gun and the suicide declaration would imply my theory is sound.

I dunno...


@no1marauder said
Middleton hasn't worked for the Clinton's or more precisely the government since Bill was President in 1995.

Sure took them a long time to "murder" him.
I'm not even going to try to put the pieces together. All I can say is, it isn't suicide. most likely. It's suspicious

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They found the gun. It was a 12 gauge shotgun loaded with buckshot.

Maybe he didn’t want to force a closed casket scenario.


Where's the gun??

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@earl-of-trumps said
Where's the gun??
https://nypost.com/2023/02/23/shotgun-was-found-near-body-of-clinton-aide-new-details/amp/

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@endlame said
@no1marauder

LoL

Maybe a suicide with help.

He hangs himself and it's not working as well as planned and his help shoots him.

Not unreasonable...
More like he didn’t want the gunshot wound to be fixed by doctors and wake up to life again but with a mangled chest or head so he used the noose to make sure.

When I was thinking about suicide (never seriously) the scenario I came up with was take a bunch of pills then shoot myself in the head on the edge of the roof of a skyscraper so I’d be triply sure.

Attempting suicide and failing has got to suck.


@suzianne said
I don't have a single 'pantsuit'.

They're as bad as leisure suits for dudes.
I'll take you shopping.

I'll pay you back...I swear!


@athousandyoung said
More like he didn’t want the gunshot wound to be fixed by doctors and wake up to life again but with a mangled chest or head so he used the noose to make sure.

When I was thinking about suicide (never seriously) the scenario I came up with was take a bunch of pills then shoot myself in the head on the edge of the roof of a skyscraper so I’d be triply sure.

Attempting suicide and failing has got to suck.
Reservist soldier told me cutting the inside of the leg and hitting the artery is death in 8 seconds.

I haven't tried it yet.

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@endlame said
Reservist soldier told me cutting the inside of the leg and hitting the artery is death in 8 seconds.

I haven't tried it yet.
I think I saw Hannibal Lecter do that to some guy as a stealth kill but I can’t find the clip

https://hannibal.fandom.com/wiki/Roger_%22Gnocco%22_LeDuc


@AThousandYoung

If I had too, I'm more of an overdose kind of guy.

I'm too handsome for gunshot wounds. πŸ€”