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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

Honestly, why a bike, why not a bed, tree or cupboard

Is this man mentally unstable or just very lonely.... ?

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Placing this man on the sex offenders register is crazy!

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Originally posted by RSMA1234
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

Honestly, why a bike, why not a bed, tree or cupboard

Is this man mentally unstable or just very lonely.... ?
With this free publicity...He should write a "How To" booklet, possible best seller in Glasgow. πŸ˜›

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Originally posted by RSMA1234
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

Honestly, why a bike, why not a bed, tree or cupboard

Is this man mentally unstable or just very lonely.... ?
Wait, the article says nothing about him being sexually aroused, just that he was bottomless and gyrating. In the supposed privacy of what he must have considered his home considering he'd been living there on a semi-permanent basis. He was charged as if he was doing it out on the street, which I think it is hardly fair.
On the flip side, it's another reason to lock up your bike...

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Originally posted by agryson
Wait, the article says nothing about him being sexually aroused, just that he was bottomless and gyrating. In the supposed privacy of what he must have considered his home considering he'd been living there on a semi-permanent basis. He was charged as if he was doing it out on the street, which I think it is hardly fair.
On the flip side, it's another reason to lock up your bike...
Granny rides her bike all day long and never gets in trouble. Of course, i ride a man's bike....i likes my bike like i likes my men: hard in the seat with rubber around the edges.

Granny.

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Originally posted by MacSwain
With this free publicity...He should write a "How To" booklet, possible best seller in Glasgow. πŸ˜›
Yes indeed, he has found groundbreaking uses for a spoke. And if he peddles his book quick enough, he just might become a best selling author in the world.

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We have nothing better to do...

One of the many follies of socialism is a hysterical notion that tends to build over time that EVERY "situation" requires both discussion and intervention. What, someone was "shocked" by something someone else did? Should society stand for this? Of course not.

Pretty soon people are asking questions like, Was it posted that this sort of behavior was unacceptable in this hostel? Did the cleaners receive proper training on how to react to such crisis situations? Were other guests warned of the possibility that such perversions occurring within mere metres of them?

THIS is the true legacy of the British socialist model. A nation of shopkeepers become a nation of busibodies perpetually "shocked" by one another's behavior, and demanding signs prohibiting same.



A melon?

A sock???

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Originally posted by spruce112358
We have nothing better to do...
Pretty soon people are asking questions like, Was it posted that this sort of behavior was unacceptable in this hostel? Did the cleaners receive proper training on how to react to such crisis situations? Were other guests warned of the possibility that such perversions occurring within mere metres of them?
Ah Ha....Great line of thought! And in that spirit - Was there a warning posted on the bike? πŸ™„

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Here's another one...from our Australian colleagues.

Santa Claus must not say 'Ho ho ho' as 'ho' is slang for prostitute.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071115/wl_asia_afp/lifestyleaustraliachristmasoffbeat_071115024540

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Originally posted by agryson
In the supposed privacy of what he must have considered his home considering he'd been living there on a semi-permanent basis.
This is the bit that seems to have gone unchallenged that I find odd, that a bloke in his own room can't do as he pleases. I mean the whole bit of as long as they don't scare the horses I thought was meant to hold true and even if its only a room its still a your castle to do in as you please. How do cleaners get the 'right' to open your door with a master key?

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Originally posted by kmax87
This is the bit that seems to have gone unchallenged that I find odd, that a bloke in his own room can't do as he pleases. I mean the whole bit of as long as they don't scare the horses I thought was meant to hold true and even if its only a room its still a your castle to do in as you please. How do cleaners get the 'right' to open your door with a master key?
Once an area is declared "hostel", all bets are off.

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Originally posted by kmax87
This is the bit that seems to have gone unchallenged that I find odd, that a bloke in his own room can't do as he pleases. I mean the whole bit of as long as they don't scare the horses I thought was meant to hold true and even if its only a room its still a your castle to do in as you please. How do cleaners get the 'right' to open your door with a master key?
Putting aside the "hostel" thing

I a bit wierd don't you think ?

The guy has to have a screw loose some whereπŸ˜€

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Originally posted by RSMA1234
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

Honestly, why a bike, why not a bed, tree or cupboard

Is this man mentally unstable or just very lonely.... ?
Why has it been assumed that the bicycle had withheld consent? There's no mention of it in the article.

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Originally posted by agryson
Why has it been assumed that the bicycle had withheld consent? There's no mention of it in the article.
Yes!! Jail the lascivious bicycle. It was entrapment. 😏