Aren't lawyers wonderful...

Redmike

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Redmike

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25 Jun 07

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6238364.stm

$54million - one helluva pair of trousers.

shavixmir

Lord

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Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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25 Jun 07

Yes, we are.

shavixmir

Lord

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25 Jun 07

Originally posted by Redmike
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6238364.stm

$54million - one helluva pair of trousers.

Well...
A just verdict, with all weighed and measured.
That judge should have been done for money-wasting though.

I'd have sent him to a kiddie's farm in India to work 16 hours a day making nikes or something.

Redmike

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25 Jun 07

Originally posted by Seitse
Yes, we are.

No, I meant real lawyers.

Redmike

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25 Jun 07

Originally posted by shavixmir
Well...
A just verdict, with all weighed and measured.
That judge should have been done for money-wasting though.

I'd have sent him to a kiddie's farm in India to work 16 hours a day making nikes or something.

I think he had to pay the other guy's costs, but he nearly wrecked the other folks' lives.

shavixmir

Lord

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25 Jun 07

Originally posted by Redmike
I think he had to pay the other guy's costs, but he nearly wrecked the other folks' lives.

I'd say hang him on a burning cross... but you know, in some cultures that's a bit touchy due to dubious histories...

Redmike

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25 Jun 07

Originally posted by shavixmir
I'd say hang him on a burning cross... but you know, in some cultures that's a bit touchy due to dubious histories...

Aye. Not sure how to prevent rich people maliciously suing folk.

shavixmir

Lord

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25 Jun 07

Originally posted by Redmike
Aye. Not sure how to prevent rich people maliciously suing folk.

I reckon the first step is to stop the suer from financially gaining by sueing a defendent.

lepomis

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25 Jun 07

Originally posted by Redmike
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6238364.stm

$54million - one helluva pair of trousers.

That joker should be publicly ridiculed and disbarred.

Siskin

over your head

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25 Jun 07

They must have been his lucky pants.

Merk

Steamin transies

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25 Jun 07

Of all the songs written by the Eagles,they have only one lyric that I like.

Let's kill all the lawyers, let's kill'em tonight.

shavixmir

Lord

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25 Jun 07

Originally posted by Merk
Of all the songs written by the Eagles,they have only one lyric that I like.

Let's kill all the lawyers, let's kill'em tonight.

Lawyer hatred...international???

Who was it who said: "Lawyers and priests are the parasites of society."?

princeoforange

Isle of Skye

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25 Jun 07

Originally posted by Redmike
No, I meant real lawyers.

Yes we are.

Siskin

over your head

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25 Jun 07

Originally posted by Merk
Of all the songs written by the Eagles,they have only one lyric that I like.

Let's kill all the lawyers, let's kill'em tonight.

direct, plagaristic, rip-off of William Shakespeare

'The first thing we do, kill all the lawyers'

but the first, last, and only thing you need to know as a practicing lawyer in the US is how to keep the meter ticking on any idiot who lauches some hopeless, pointless law suit. Anyone who instead decides to be the idiot in question is deserving of everything that comes to him.