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Last night I turned on the TV and there was a large group of teens on a stage singing an uplifting song (We Are The World) -- totally schmaltzy. Everyone's into it, diabetics are going into comas ... and then out on stage comes ... Michael Jackson. I recognized him by his lack of a normal human face. He shook hands with people in the front row of the chorus and thought if they were my children I wouldn't want him touching them at all, not even in public on a stage. Girls are going gaga as if he were the 11-year-old Michael Jackson ... and of course I had this overwhelming urge to puke.

Is there anyone more nauseating? Debate...

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
Last night I turned on the TV and there was a large group of teens on a stage singing an uplifting song (We Are The World) -- totally schmaltzy. Everyone's into it, diabetics are going into comas ... and then out on stage comes ... Michael Jackson. I recognized him by his lack of a normal human face. He shook hands with people in the front row of the ...[text shortened]... of course I had this overwhelming urge to puke.

Is there anyone more nauseating? Debate...
I would like to nominate myself. I've never won anything.

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Originally posted by smw6869
I would like to nominate myself. I've never won anything.
Oh, hey, I would never stand in the way of ambition. But I'm not sure "creep" is really ... you. Hmm...

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
Oh, hey, I would never stand in the way of ambition. But I'm not sure "creep" is really ... you. Hmm...
Please read some of my creepy posts. I deserve this award damn it!
What do i get, antway?

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Originally posted by smw6869
Please read some of my creepy posts. I deserve this award damn it!
What do i get, antway?
Hurry up, this thread is sinking to the bottom of the list very fast.
I need that award. Huba Huba, throw me the ball. Don't make me beg.

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Originally posted by smw6869
Hurry up, this thread is sinking to the bottom of the list very fast.
I need that award. Huba Huba, throw me the ball. Don't make me beg.
Well, since no one is debating you, clearly you must be the winner! So here it is ... (insert trumpet sound) ...

Award for the Biggest Creep of 2007.6 is ... smw6869 ... and the crowd goes wild! Confetti falls! Semi-dressed women throw themselves at your feet, finding your creepiness somehow attractive ...

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
Well, since no one is debating you, clearly you must be the winner! So here it is ... (insert trumpet sound) ...

Award for the Biggest Creep of 2007.6 is ... smw6869 ... and the crowd goes wild! Confetti falls! Semi-dressed women throw themselves at your feet, finding your creepiness somehow attractive ...
Dear god, thank you! I assume this is a done deal now? No taking back. Man, is Guppy Poo going to be pissed off. You're right, no one has debated my claim, Hmmmmmmmm. I think i've been Had. If i pose nude on YouTube will i be dethroned.....i hope?

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Originally posted by smw6869
I would like to nominate myself. I've never won anything.
post a piccy so we can compare with michael.

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And make sure you take your nose off so we can get a fair comparison.

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Originally posted by Merk
And make sure you take your nose off so we can get a fair comparison.
Actually, i must resign my crown. You see, i had extra-marital sex my granny when i was 15......oops! that makes me even more creepy. NEVERMIND!

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Originally posted by Merk
And make sure you take your nose off so we can get a fair comparison.
LMAO

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
post a piccy so we can compare with michael.
Who's michael, and where's that piccy?

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Originally posted by smw6869
Who's michael, and where's that piccy?
http://www.mikepaulblog.com/blog/media/MJ%20Mug_02.jpg

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
http://www.mikepaulblog.com/blog/media/MJ%20Mug_02.jpg
Yikes!

Take my award....I need my nose.

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Originally posted by smw6869
Yikes!

Take my award....I need my nose.
I wonder how much resistance one would feel punching the Mike Jack in what's left of his nose. Would you keep going until you hit the back of the skull?

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