A few one liner's to start you off:
Two drumsticks and a cymbal walk into a bar: *bA dOOm CRASH*
Two fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says: 'how do you drive this thing anyway?'
Two eggs in a frying pan, one egg says: 'cor, 's a bit hot in here innit mate.... The 2'nd egg leaps out of the pan exclaiming: 'aaah, talking egg!!!!'
Two monkeys in the bath; one screams 'oooh ooooohh aah aaaaahh ah' the second says: 'well put some firkin' cold in then!'.........
But I'm sure you can all do much better than that......... I hope.........
Q: What do you call a brunett standing between two blonds?
A: An interpretor.
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Place a mirror at the bottom of a swimming pool.
Did you hear about Al Gore running for President? Apparently even though he is not running again in 2008 he is still projected as being a loser.
Top ten reasons the ACLU hates Christians
1. They are all lawyers....enough said.
2. They saw the mess the founding fathers made of the US with all of their Christian principles and Bill of Rights and such and decided to fix it all
3. Since Christians are followers of Christ they just assumed that they too deserved to be tortured and killed as well.
4. They don't have A-CLUE.
5. The ACLU does not really hate christians. They just hate manger scenes and the words Merry Christmas used in conjunction.
6. It is better than picking on Islam........they are evil, not stupid.
7. What are Christians gonna do about it.......pray for them?
8. THey saw that Christians are really the source of the world's problems with all of their messages of love, hope, and salvation and such.
9. Did I say ten reasons? They don't even seem to need one reason.