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Bible Study:Satan the Tempter

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
You should be ashamed of yourself, Kirk.

..... and if you don't know why, maybe you should preach next Sunday about this thread and what's happening in here and what your heroic role is in all this. Maybe then some light will break through the clouds.
God, Ivanhoe. What are you, his Dad? Come down off of that high horse before you hurt youself.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Oh, this explanation is just crystal clear. 🙄

Last week it was you telling me, "LOL all over your moms face" and now its "LOL loser" to Shavixmir.

Do you think Jesus approves of your arrogant name-calling, your borderline anti-semitism and your disrespect against my mother?
Like I have said Christians are not perfect just forgiven. I have that on my bupper of my car, I got that at the local Christian store.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Joesph Smith, or maybe Joseph(?) Smith, was in the old testament?
Was Michael Microchip and Peter Penicillin in there too?

Sometimes I cry for you pal. I seriously do.
I have cried for you to you lost soul you. I mostly cry and pray for my parents lost souls though.

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
You should be ashamed of yourself, Kirk.
I agree. He should be ashamed of himself, just as I have been ashamed of my behaviors here in the past. He should apologize as I have. He should follow my lead in admitting his weakness, and join me in asking for the support of the community to help him change for the better. I know that one day he will thank you for your compassionate intervention, even if it doesn't happen until the two of you are sitting around chatting with the Pope in heaven, for I am confident that with a full change of heart and spirit, he too, Kirksey that is, will get there.

In rehab,
Dr. S

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
I agree. He should be ashamed of himself, just as I have been ashamed of my behaviors here in the past. He should apologize as I have. He should follow my lead in admitting his weakness, and join me in asking for the support of the community to help him change for the better. I know that one day he will thank you for your compassionate interventi ...[text shortened]... a full change of heart and spirit, he too, Kirksey that is, will get there.

In rehab,
Dr. S
In honor of Martin Luther King, Jr. day I hearby sit at the lunch counter of Red Hot Pawn and await my serving of answers. I want to be served. Where are my answers? Is there no service for those of us with a different religious "color"?

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
I agree. He should be ashamed of himself, just as I have been ashamed of my behaviors here in the past. He should apologize as I have. He should follow my lead in admitting his weakness, and join me in asking for the support of the community to help him change for the better. I know that one day he will thank you for your compassionate interventi ...[text shortened]... a full change of heart and spirit, he too, Kirksey that is, will get there.

In rehab,
Dr. S
See!

This is why I'm lobbying against your return.
This is starting to sound like my local AA meeting.

I mean, A local AA meeting in any one of various locations. As if I go to an AA meeting.

pffffff

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Originally posted by shavixmir
See!

This is why I'm lobbying against your return.
This is starting to sound like my local AA meeting.

I mean, A local AA meeting in any one of various locations. As if I go to an AA meeting.

pffffff
LMFAO!

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Originally posted by kirksey957
In honor of Martin Luther King, Jr. day I hearby sit at the lunch counter of Red Hot Pawn and await my serving of answers. I want to be served. Where are my answers? Is there no service for those of us with a different religious "color"?
We need a holiday to celebrate the Crusades. On that day, we would boot you from the counter, justifying our actions by the declaration of the Holy Pope that only strict conformance to Catholic doctrine earns you anything. No crucifix, no pennance, no service. You'll have no appeal to any special holiday when you reach the gates above with your colorful religion, only to be told that they don't serve your kind there.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
We need a holiday to celebrate the Crusades. On that day, we would boot you from the counter, justifying our actions by the declaration of the Holy Pope that only strict conformance to Catholic doctrine earns you anything. No crucifix, no pennance, no service. You'll have no appeal to any special holiday when you reach the gates above with your colorful religion, only to be told that they don't serve your kind there.
Happens all the time.

Everytime in the past I have stood on line for some overhyped resturant for an hour and a half; when I get to the table, the service is lousy, and the food is no good, and price is too high. I am not an atmosphere person myself so I won't wait. Usually there is a place just down the road that has been established for a long time that knows how to take care of a customer, and serves the best meal at a resonable price.

Sometimes the old places that have been around forever are the best; (after all that is why they are still there), and will not dissapear in a flash as just a fad.

Mike

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
We need a holiday to celebrate the Crusades. On that day, we would boot you from the counter, justifying our actions by the declaration of the Holy Pope that only strict conformance to Catholic doctrine earns you anything. No crucifix, no pennance, no service. You'll have no appeal to any special holiday when you reach the gates above with your colorful religion, only to be told that they don't serve your kind there.
Yea, verily, my Lord, even the dogs eat crumbs from the counter at the master's table.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
In honor of Martin Luther King, Jr. day I hearby sit at the lunch counter of Red Hot Pawn and await my serving of answers. I want to be served. Where are my answers? Is there no service for those of us with a different religious "color"?
May I speak to the manager please? My order seems to be taking a long time.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
May I speak to the manager please? My order seems to be taking a long time.
Please name of Church and website to where you are a minister please, and a thanks in advance.

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God is an androgynous, asexual freak of nature!

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Originally posted by darvlay
God is an androgynous, asexual freak of nature!
You are quite mistaken. You are talking about Pee Wee Herman, easy mistake to make, but I assure you god doesn't exist.

So you can focus that spotlight of ridicule elsewhere 🙂

By the way how can you be androgenous and asexual?

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Originally posted by Starrman
By the way how can you be androgenous and asexual?
Nice catch.

I meant androgynous and homosexual.