Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Capitalism may be to blame for the lack of life on Mars, Venezuela's socialist president Hugo Chavez says.

I heard on the radio yesterday:
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars - there is no sign of life anywhere.

Originally posted by twhitehead
I heard on the radio yesterday:
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars - there is no sign of life anywhere.

Not once Chuck's been done with it anyway.