http://www.theblaze.com/video/watch-why-do-charlie-rose-al-franken-have-apologies-that-sound-so-similar
So you just sexually assaulted a woman but need your career to keep clicking.
Here is what you do.
•Apologize without admitting guilt.
•Keep it vague.
•Explain why your alleged victims are remembering wrong.
•Blame society for your personal issues.
•Hope that we’ve all “learned something.”
And be a left winged Progressive.
If you follow these steps, unless you are Bill Clinton, you will never be held accountable.