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CHESS LEADS TO VIOLENCE

CHESS LEADS TO VIOLENCE

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(with apologies to Kirksey)

It's high time we all stopped playing this sick, war-mongering game. The King reminds me of Bush. He just wants to hide in the corner while the less-important pawns and pieces do his fighting for him. And he's not sorry to see both armies get almost completely wiped out, so long as he has that one pawn extra needed to 'win'. What a callous bastard.

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Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
(with apologies to Kirksey)

It's high time we all stopped playing this sick, war-mongering game. The King reminds me of Bush. He just wants to hide in the corner while the less-important pawns and pieces do his fighting for him. And he's not sorry to see both armies get almost completely wiped out, so long as he has that one pawn extra needed to 'win'. What a callous bastard.
Damn, I wish I could rec this. It's strange to me that chess would seem like a noble intellectual persuit, but have no one notice its connection to war. Viva le massacre!!!

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i see it as a game to just pass by, who cares if its about war. its a fun way to mess with people's heads, if you are winning that is. lol

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Originally posted by FreaKinGenius
i see it as a game to just pass by, who cares if its about war. its a fun way to mess with people's heads, if you are winning that is. lol
I just proves that VIOLENCE is fun. Hmmm..I wonder if STANG would be interested in a game of hide and go bludgeon?

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Originally posted by Canadaguy
I just proves that VIOLENCE is fun. Hmmm..I wonder if STANG would be interested in a game of hide and go bludgeon?
that had me out of my seat 🙂

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Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
(with apologies to Kirksey)

It's high time we all stopped playing this sick, war-mongering game. The King reminds me of Bush. He just wants to hide in the corner while the less-important pawns and pieces do his fighting for him. ...[text shortened]... has that one pawn extra needed to 'win'. What a callous bastard.
The difference between chess and life is that sometimes you have
to throw a whole game in life just to move a single pawn on a
higher level.

I love the idea of calorie controlled diets, they're great.
The idea of getting people to spend more money and thereby
consume more so that they can learn to consume less.

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Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
(with apologies to Kirksey)

It's high time we all stopped playing this sick, war-mongering game. The King reminds me of Bush. He just wants to hide in the corner while the less-important pawns and pieces do his fighting for him. And he's not sorry to see both armies get almost completely wiped out, so long as he has that one pawn extra needed to 'win'. What a callous bastard.
does everyone hate bush?

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Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
(with apologies to Kirksey)

It's high time we all stopped playing this sick, war-mongering game. The King reminds me of Bush. He just wants to hide in the corner while the less-important pawns and pieces do his fighting for him. And he's not sorry to see both armies get almost completely wiped out, so long as he has that one pawn extra needed to 'win'. What a callous bastard.
So, if chess is a microcosm of war, a well arm is a nuclear weapon. Then, throwing the board off the table is a nuclear war

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Sure, go on, delete my post.

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