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China, Iran, Vietnam and the US

China, Iran, Vietnam and the US

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And on number one we have China, scoring a massive 3400 points!
Well done! The world is sooooooo proud of you!

Second place, far behind, yet note-worthy none-the-less....Iran. They've scored 159 points. The world hands you the silver medal! Cherish it well!

Third place, going for Bronze is Vietnam! Obviously Vietnam wouldn't be Vietnam without a mix-up of sorts, but they scored between 60 and 150 points. Let's give them a round of applause!

And finally, on fourth place, we have the US! 59 points.
Although a commendable score, the world really expected more from the last remaining super power.

Let's support these leading nations in their drive for justice! Let's applaud each point scored with the sincerety of which it is deserving! Let's rejoyce and hope that some smaller countries like Saudi-Arabia, pakistan, Outer-Mongolia and Iceland can make a top 4 position next year!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
And on number one we have China, scoring a massive 3400 points!
Well done! The world is sooooooo proud of you!

Second place, far behind, yet note-worthy none-the-less....Iran. They've scored 159 points. The world hands you the silver medal! Cherish it well!

Third place, going for Bronze is Vietnam! Obviously Vietnam wouldn't be Vietnam without a m ...[text shortened]... ies like Saudi-Arabia, pakistan, Outer-Mongolia and Iceland can make a top 4 position next year!
Hmmm, executions?

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Originally posted by Varg
Hmmm, executions?
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Well done young Padawan!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
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Well done young Padawan!
Bull! Nobody beats the US. I demand the rules be changed to executions per capita. Hell anybody can execute 3400 people in a country of a couple of BILLION!

>>chants<<

U-S-A U-S-A!
U-S-A U-S-A!
U-S-A U-S-A!

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Originally posted by wib
Bull! Nobody beats the US. I demand the rules be changed to executions per capita. Hell anybody can execute 3400 people in a country of a couple of BILLION!

>>chants<<

U-S-A U-S-A!
U-S-A U-S-A!
U-S-A U-S-A!
And a rule change so that bonus points are awarded for executing juveniles. Then we'll see the US storm up the rankings.

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Originally posted by Redmike
And a rule change so that bonus points are awarded for executing juveniles. Then we'll see the US storm up the rankings.
Excellent suggestion! And this fits in nicely with our long term strategy of changing the rules in any game that we're losing.

But how many points for a Juvenile? I say at least 2 per juvy. But we may need to raise that if it still doesn't give us the lead.

U-S-A U-S-A!

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Originally posted by wib
Excellent suggestion! And this fits in nicely with our long term strategy of changing the rules in any game that we're losing.

But how many points for a Juvenile? I say at least 2 per juvy. But we may need to raise that if it still doesn't give us the lead.

U-S-A U-S-A!

I guess it could be a sliding scale - the younger they are, the more points you get.

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Originally posted by Redmike
I guess it could be a sliding scale - the younger they are, the more points you get.
Again, brilliant! I realize you're not in the US Mike, but you definitely should apply for a job within our State Department.

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Originally posted by wib
Again, brilliant! I realize you're not in the US Mike, but you definitely should apply for a job within our State Department.

I suspect there would be certain hurdles to my employment with your State Department, but it would be fun if I got in.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
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Well done young Padawan!
In that case I won't be rushing to place money on Iceland 😉

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for the us patriots ... check this out, not only at executions do you excel:
http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=incarceration+rates&meta=

and there is room for significant improvement ... according to http://www.ethicalego.com/incarceration_rates.htm "The United States is mostly incarcerating its minority population. "

if the us can move to incarcerate its majority population, then there really can be something to be proud of!

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Originally posted by flexmore
for the us patriots ... check this out, not only at executions do you excel:
http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=incarceration+rates&meta=

and there is room for significant improvement ... according to http://www.ethicalego.com/incarceration_rates.htm "The United States is mostly incarcerating its minority population. "

if the us ...[text shortened]... move to incarcerate its majority population, then there really can be something to be proud of!
Isn't your country one big British incarceration camp?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Isn't your country one big British incarceration camp?
that was 200 years ago ... and francis flexmore deserved it ... he stole some shoe buckles!

these days it is only the homeless, the aboriginals and the refugees who get locked up in large numbers ... but at nothing like the us rate.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
And on number one we have China, scoring a massive 3400 points!
Well done! The world is sooooooo proud of you!

Second place, far behind, yet note-worthy none-the-less....Iran. They've scored 159 points. The world hands you the silver medal! Cherish it well!

Third place, going for Bronze is Vietnam! Obviously Vietnam wouldn't be Vietnam without a m ...[text shortened]... ies like Saudi-Arabia, pakistan, Outer-Mongolia and Iceland can make a top 4 position next year!
Do you know how amusing your equating an open society to closed societies is? Pretty damned.

But it kind of proves my point about children. You would rather be "right" than have to ask if slavery really exists.

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