Colemanballs

These are named after the legendary Sports Commentator David Coleman and are gaffes made by sports commentators or stars.

For example :

Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had.
David Beckham

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.
David Beckham

My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.
David Beckham

Anyone got any personal favourites?

"For those of you watching in black and white, the Brown ball is the one next to the yellow ball"

Ted Lowe (British snooker commentator)

Why is this in Debates?
Please see:
http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=11415

Originally posted by ianpickering
These are named after the legendary Sports Commentator David Coleman and are gaffes made by sports commentators or stars.

For example :

Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had.
David Beckham

I definitely want Brookly ...[text shortened]... en there for me, ever since I was about 7.
David Beckham

Anyone got any personal favourites?

Originally posted by Varg
Why is this in Debates?
Please see:
http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=11415

Originally posted by ianpickering
Posted here by error. By the way are you still supporting the BNP?

Originally posted by Varg
LOL. Why do you care?

on the stated theme of this thread: colemanisms, I read a good one
Arnoldism: yes Gov Arnold, he's not a girlieman:
during his campain someone asked him what he thought of
gay marriage. He answered: "Gay marraige is something that should
only happen between a man and a woman"