This calls for a celebration!! The US debt should reach $16 trillion today thanks to the 2 party system. I will now give praise to both parties individually.
To the Democrats. Thanks so much for ignoring your own rhetoric by voting to keep the Bush tax cuts. Sure your all a bunch of hypocrites to your very core, but it was for a just cause. And thanks for raising the yearly deficits and conquering the Tea Party adovcates to do it. Although the Tea Party is but a whimper, always remember they are the greatest threat to our cause. And lastly, not passing a budget the entire time Obama was in office is the thing to do even though it is your Constitutional responsibility. After all, no one care much about the Constitution anymore and it would be embarrassing to pass a budget with this kind of spending. I think Obama suggesting an embarrassing budget was a bit much. After all, not having anyone support his budget from within his own party was more embarrassing than the looney budget itself. I trust he can be taken aside to scolded for doing so and told never to do so again!!
To the GOP. Thanks so much for your spending sprees over the years as well with tax cuts to go with it!! In fact, why not start another war? Obama had 3 wars going at one tme and you only had 2 going at one time, so you will have to try at least start one more to out do him. And that massive entitlement that you voted for in the Drugs for Seniors program gets two thumbs up. I just love it when Obama jokes about not knowing how to pay for it all. Hilarious. Just continue to Cheney Doctrine of "Deficits no longer matter" and we will achieve our goals within no time!!
So what do you kids think? Can we reach $25 trillion in 4 more years? I think we can. In fact, we can bring the house down by not being able to pay interest on the debt in the very near future. Thanks one and all.