Originally posted by skywalker redPlease don't shout at me Skywalker Red
HEY, WHO DO YOU FOLKERS THINK YOU ARE SAYING THAT FAIRIES DONT EXIST, IVE SEEN THEM, AND I EVEN SEEN ONE THIS MORNING!! SO THERE,, AND WHO IS THIS IAN PICKERING TO ACCUSE ME OF HIDING, HAA, HIDING, WHAT A JOKE,, AND AS FAR AS SOME KIND OF SPELL WEARING OFF ON ME, THATS JUST A RUMOUR STARTED PROBA BLY BY THE LIKES OF SOMEONE LIKE PICKERING,,
HOW ...[text shortened]... ITH SOME COGENT BABBLE ON THAT ONE , AYE, YEAH, THATS WHAT I THOUGHT,, WHO'S THE FAIRIE NOW?
Calm down, take your medicine instead
So you've seen a little elf?
Yeah, I've spied one myself
Mind you, I was out of my head !
Originally posted by skywalker redGood effort! You're improving on the limerick front. When you string a couple of coherent sentences together I'll listen to what you have to say and reply.
shout , shout , let it all out
ian is the one we can do without
he admits he's out of his head
i wonder if he's heard a single word that ive said
and STill there are FAIRIES, THERE IS NO DOUBT
ian, you dissapoint me sir, surely you could have came back with a more succinct yet proverbial, or shall we say clich'e type of limmerick of your own, hmmm, none forthcoming though, what a shame, yes, shame is the exact thing that you will be thinking about ,since i have now shamed you, i challenge you sir to a dual of the limmerick, and i suggest that we let the winner be decided by the good people who read these very same threads. so, now ian ,show me what you got.......do you hear that sound... thats the sound of ian pickering pondering the preponderance of the evidence against his ability to respond to such an challenge... come on ian , put the bottle down for a while and give it a go.....
Originally posted by ianpickeringian, you continue to dissapoint me,, that's the same LAME limerick you came up with before...lets see, that was about 7 months ago,, cant ya do any better than that?
A sad soul named Skywalker Red
For brains he has dynamite instead
But it's size is so small
That he hasn't enough at all
To blow off his own *%@#ing head
Originally posted by ianpickeringhey, ian, i really like that one, ill try to come up with something, and how dare you say that i have no rythym, ill be back
NO FAIRIES my misguided friend
Which bit don't you comprehend?
As I'm sure all agree
It's quite plain to see
You're stark raving right round the bend
Originally posted by ianpickeringfairies fly all around you and me
Your turn Sk.ywalker
By the way there should be a certain rhythm to a limerick which you are clearly unfamiliar with. Look it up before you try again - your last effort was frankly very poor indeed!
too bad, you havent the eyes to see
square the circle and maybe you'll find
great things there, when you open your mind
as a wise man once said " Not all who wander are lost" you see
Originally posted by ianpickeringby the way, ian, i thought we agreed that the OTHER people who are reading this thread will be the ones who judge the limericks, so keep your comments to yourself.
Your turn Sk.ywalker
By the way there should be a certain rhythm to a limerick which you are clearly unfamiliar with. Look it up before you try again - your last effort was frankly very poor indeed!