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“Ooohhhh, I won the debate, I don’t need a second debate…”

He’s a sock full of jizz, thrown out a passing train, rolling down a ditch and getting pissed on by an escaped giraffe.

How can anyone vote for that?
He’s so pathetic that he makes you throw up a little in your mouth when you hear him speak.

Jesus, what a fvck muppet!


On a side note, trump keeps telling us he’d stop the Russian-Ukraine war.

Why wait? Why doesn’t he stop it right now?
Surely he could just phone up his pal Putin and explain the need to stop?

Or perhaps trump is exaggerating…
Surely not! trump surely wouldn’t be telling porky pies now. Would he?


@shavixmir said
On a side note, trump keeps telling us he’d stop the Russian-Ukraine war.

Why wait? Why doesn’t he stop it right now?
Surely he could just phone up his pal Putin and explain the need to stop?

Or perhaps trump is exaggerating…
Surely not! trump surely wouldn’t be telling porky pies now. Would he?
The most recent polls show that in 5 of the 7 swing states it looks like donald πŸ” trump will be plucked and served in garlic sauce.

I take it the garlic is because the meat is so rancid only RFK jr. would scrape it off the road.

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https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/12/politics/fact-check-trump-claims-won-debate/index.html

Trump falsely claims every poll says he won the debate

This is the result of 8 years literally being told he is a gift from god by Republicans. He's become like Kim Jong-Un where he has to convince everyone he's an infallible deity. And no one in his base dares to tell him otherwise.

"I didn't lose the debate."
"I didn't lose the election."
"I have the biggest crowds."
"I'm the most persecuted president of all time."
"I'm the greatest president of all time."
"My hands aren't small."


@vivify said
https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/12/politics/fact-check-trump-claims-won-debate/index.html

Trump falsely claims every poll says he won the debate

This is the result of 8 years literally being told he is a gift from god by Republicans. He's become like Kim Jong-Un where he has to convince everyone he's an infallible deity. And no one in his base dares to tell him othe ...[text shortened]... secuted president of all time."
"I'm the greatest president of all time."
"My hands aren't small."
The man’s nuts are so small even squirrels laugh at them and turn they nose up.


@shavixmir said
“Ooohhhh, I won the debate, I don’t need a second debate…”

He’s a sock full of jizz, thrown out a passing train, rolling down a ditch and getting pissed on by an escaped giraffe.

How can anyone vote for that?
He’s so pathetic that he makes you throw up a little in your mouth when you hear him speak.

Jesus, what a fvck muppet!
Biden would not debate Kennedy either. Biden was chicken shiite.


@vivify said
https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/12/politics/fact-check-trump-claims-won-debate/index.html

Trump falsely claims every poll says he won the debate

This is the result of 8 years literally being told he is a gift from god by Republicans. He's become like Kim Jong-Un where he has to convince everyone he's an infallible deity. And no one in his base dares to tell him othe ...[text shortened]... secuted president of all time."
"I'm the greatest president of all time."
"My hands aren't small."
It doesn't matter who won the debate.

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/post-debate-undecided-voters-pick-trump-economist-sees-electoral-college-win


@Metal-Brain said
It doesn't matter who won the debate.

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/post-debate-undecided-voters-pick-trump-economist-sees-electoral-college-win
Ahhh… zero hedge…

Ya. Don’t listen to that crap.
Grab an international site instead.


I detect TDS is kicking ass today πŸ˜‚

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@vivify said
https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/12/politics/fact-check-trump-claims-won-debate/index.html

Trump falsely claims every poll says he won the debate

This is the result of 8 years literally being told he is a gift from god by Republicans. He's become like Kim Jong-Un where he has to convince everyone he's an infallible deity. And no one in his base dares to tell him othe ...[text shortened]... secuted president of all time."
"I'm the greatest president of all time."
"My hands aren't small."
The sad thing is, so few people in the Republican Party have the guts to say, "He's naked!" It's the emperor's new clothes, and they're such cowards. Except Liz Cheney, Trump's former press secty., and a few prominent old-school (genuine) conservatives:

https://apnews.com/article/cheney-gonzales-harris-endorsement-trump-mainstream-republicans-224d7be9ee7ebb6dc699bca5339a4458


@Metal-Brain said
Biden would not debate Kennedy either. Biden was chicken shiite.
Kennedy is a lickspittle. No one would demean himself to debate him.


@Mott-The-Hoople said
I detect TDS is kicking ass today πŸ˜‚
I'd wager that Donald Trump has personally assaulted more girls and women than all the Haitians in Springfield, combined.


@moonbus said
Kennedy is a lickspittle. No one would demean himself to debate him.
Trump could say the same.

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