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I heard about this on a comedy show and thought: “No. That just can’t be…”

So I looked it up:
Proponents of this movement are called "ecosexuals"; they are unafraid to engage in and embrace their erotic experience with the earth, such as bathing naked, having sex with vegetables or having an orgasm in a waterfall.[1] Stephens describes ecosexuals as people who "... are related to cyborgs and are not afraid of engaging in intercourse with nature and/or with technology for that matter. We make love with the Earth through our senses."[3]

Ecosexuals range from those who use sustainable sex products and like being nude in nature to those who "roll around in the dirt having an orgasm covered in potting soil" and those who "masturbate under a waterfall"[8] "

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexecology

Oh yes.
It is a thing!

So, next time you’re about to dis someone’s political stance as absurd, just think: “Well, at least he’s not shagging a turnip.”

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@shavixmir

Only the word is new, not the weirdness. Sigmund Freud had a phrase for this: "polymorphous perversity."

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@moonbus said
@shavixmir

Only the word is new, not the weirdness. Sigmund Freud had a phrase for this: "polymorphous perversity."
People shagging bushes and public masturbation… yeah… okay… I guess I’m just old fashioned.

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Personally I draw a line in the sand with animals and fruit, humping in the bushes fair enough🚬

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@shavixmir said
People shagging bushes and public masturbation… yeah… okay… I guess I’m just old fashioned.
Public masturbation is nothing new. The Greek historian Diogenes Laertius reports a case of it. The cynic’s response, when criticized for w@nking in public was, “if only it were so easy to relieve hunger by rubbing the belly.”

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@shavixmir said
I heard about this on a comedy show and thought: “No. That just can’t be…”

So I looked it up:
[i]Proponents of this movement are called "ecosexuals"; they are unafraid to engage in and embrace their erotic experience with the earth, such as bathing naked, having sex with vegetables or having an orgasm in a waterfall.[1] Stephens describes ecosexuals as people who "... a ...[text shortened]... o dis someone’s political stance as absurd, just think: “Well, at least he’s not shagging a turnip.”
don't kink shame

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@shavixmir said
I heard about this on a comedy show and thought: “No. That just can’t be…”

So I looked it up:
[i]Proponents of this movement are called "ecosexuals"; they are unafraid to engage in and embrace their erotic experience with the earth, such as bathing naked, having sex with vegetables or having an orgasm in a waterfall.[1] Stephens describes ecosexuals as people who "... a ...[text shortened]... o dis someone’s political stance as absurd, just think: “Well, at least he’s not shagging a turnip.”
They used to be called 'tree huggers'.

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Good news for the Conservatives out there.
They don't have to whine any more about people marrying their dogs (breathe easy Mott).
They can now marry their trees in their backyard. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@shavixmir said
I heard about this on a comedy show and thought: “No. That just can’t be…”

So I looked it up:
[i]Proponents of this movement are called "ecosexuals"; they are unafraid to engage in and embrace their erotic experience with the earth, such as bathing naked, having sex with vegetables or having an orgasm in a waterfall.[1] Stephens describes ecosexuals as people who "... a ...[text shortened]... o dis someone’s political stance as absurd, just think: “Well, at least he’s not shagging a turnip.”
Finally I have my own tribe, who wouldn’t want to masturbate in a waterfall?

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@shavixmir said
I heard about this on a comedy show and thought: “No. That just can’t be…”

So I looked it up:
[i]Proponents of this movement are called "ecosexuals"; they are unafraid to engage in and embrace their erotic experience with the earth, such as bathing naked, having sex with vegetables or having an orgasm in a waterfall.[1] Stephens describes ecosexuals as people who "... a ...[text shortened]... o dis someone’s political stance as absurd, just think: “Well, at least he’s not shagging a turnip.”
Sounds boring AF.