ok.. funniest thing ive ever heard... ok.. hree it goes severely edited for the hope it stays in the forum longer than 10 seconds... from Team America World Police...
See, there's three kinds of people: d!ck$, pu$$!e$, and @$$hole$. Pu$$!e$ think everyone can get along, and d!ck$ just want to f&*K all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your @$$hole$, Chuck. And all the @$$hole$ want us to $#!T all over everything! So, pu$$!e$ may get mad at d!ck$ once in a while, because pu$$!e$ get f&*ked by d!ck$. But d!ck$ also f&*k @$$hole$, Chuck. And if they didn't f&*k the @$$hole$, you know what you'd get? You'd get your
d!ck and your pu$$y all covered in $#!t!
see... this is for STANG.... it does explain the u.s. involvment in the middle east..lol... gawd that movie was great....
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372588/quotes