Facts about Sarah Palin

- Sarah Palin is allergic to love.

- Sarah Palin's heart is THREE sizes too small.

- Sarah Palin is an active member of the He-Man Woman Haters Club.

- Sarah Palin retains her youthful good looks by bathing in the blood of virgins.

- Sarah Palin hates 97% of everything on the planet. Including Chipotle.

- Sarah Palin recently launched a line of sportswear made completely out of baby seal skins. She clubbed them herself. And then ate a mooseburger.

- Everybody Loves Raymond....except Sarah Palin. She only loves pageants, mooseburgers and sniping wolves from helicopters.

- Sarah Palin can only be killed by severing her head or destroying her brain.

Originally posted by Seitse

- Sarah Palin can only be killed by severing her head or destroying her brain.

Have you seen Vanilla Ice going at it in CDM?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I look forward to a Palin vs Norris celebrity death match.

Originally posted by smw6869
Norris wouldn't stand a chance. A couple of minutes of Palin's rambling would have Chuck tapping out screaming "shut up..shut up!"
Chuck ain't much for talking don't ya know.

GRANNY.