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- Sarah Palin is allergic to love.

- Sarah Palin's heart is THREE sizes too small.

- Sarah Palin is an active member of the He-Man Woman Haters Club.

- Sarah Palin retains her youthful good looks by bathing in the blood of virgins.

- Sarah Palin hates 97% of everything on the planet. Including Chipotle.

- Sarah Palin recently launched a line of sportswear made completely out of baby seal skins. She clubbed them herself. And then ate a mooseburger.

- Everybody Loves Raymond....except Sarah Palin. She only loves pageants, mooseburgers and sniping wolves from helicopters.

- Sarah Palin can only be killed by severing her head or destroying her brain.

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Originally posted by Seitse

- Sarah Palin can only be killed by severing her head or destroying her brain.
I look forward to a Palin vs Norris celebrity death match.

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Have you seen Vanilla Ice going at it in CDM?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I look forward to a Palin vs Norris celebrity death match.
Norris wouldn't stand a chance. A couple of minutes of Palin's rambling would have Chuck tapping out screaming "shut up..shut up!"
Chuck ain't much for talking don't ya know.

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by smw6869
Norris wouldn't stand a chance. A couple of minutes of Palin's rambling would have Chuck tapping out screaming "shut up..shut up!"
Chuck ain't much for talking don't ya know.

GRANNY.
He might just have to snurb her. He's the beard for it.