Originally posted by Sartor Resartus
Mercifully not everyone has a mind like yours, sewerman.
Why are you obsessed with shav?
Would you like (i) to be like him, or (ii) to have him on top of you, breathing heavily on the back of your neck?
I see no other options.
Get a life. It's Xmas and the day will come when you'll spend the holidays with somebody.