Originally posted by Sartor ResartusWhy are you obsessed with shav?
Mercifully not everyone has a mind like yours, sewerman.
Would you like (i) to be like him, or (ii) to have him on top of you, breathing heavily on the back of your neck?
I see no other options.
Get a life. It's Xmas and the day will come when you'll spend the holidays with somebody.