good things about Texas

Originally posted by treetalk
You girls won't be drinking.

No cheap American pi$$ beer, either.

Originally posted by slimjim
I'm really worried.🙄

Originally posted by treetalk
Ditto. 😀

Originally posted by slimjim
I guess that means you won't be coming to Texas.:'(

Walker, Texas Ranger...

frito pie.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frito_pie

"Frito pie (also known as "Frito Chili Pie," "Frito Boat" or, in the Midwest, a "Walking Taco"😉 is a corn chip and chili con carne dish of disputed origin, popular in the South Western United States.

A basic Frito pie typically consists of a small single-serving bag of Fritos corn chips, with a cup of chili poured over the top, usually finished up with grated cheese or onions. Because there are so many Fritos compared to the amount of chili, only part of the Fritos will get saturated by the chili, and most will stay at least partly crunchy.

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Originally posted by treetalk
Going through US customs would drive me nuts.

Besides which, you'd probably ring ahead and ask them to perform your usual - a cavity search ...

Originally posted by slimjim
If I did a cavity search it would be with the toe of my boot.

...Hold'em. Also a good thing, don't know it's Texan. 😉