The Illuminati are said to be disappointed with the results and are accelerating work on an OMEGA variant which allegedly kills on touch.
Bill Gates countered by reassuring medial institutions that he is leading a team of lizard scientists in development of a new lead based powa-vaccine which is injected into the rectum for maximum impact against OMEGA.
Boris Johnson has thrown an emergency meeting in the COBRA bunker and claims that there will NOT be cheese and wine served. Despite this photos of him being debagged and spanked by Michael Gove are already circulating on the dark web.
Kier Starmer called a press conference at Labour HQ where he pulled his best ever yet sincerity-and-caring face. 3 members of the press were moved to tears.
@divegeester saidIt’s a glimmer of hope, agreed.
Holy Guardian link used to add plausibility.
Looks promising.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/dec/22/risk-of-hospital-stay-40-lower-with-omicron-than-delta-uk-data-suggests
However, the sheer numbers are enough to flood the health services.
But, if we manage that properly, then I am reasonably hopeful this is gonna be the Summer of freedom and love.
Well, not for our republican posters. Those paranoid incels will be at home, spanking their monkeys to pictures of their sisters whilst forever complaining about the Hollywood leftist elite eating babies.
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@divegeester saidVery good
The Illuminati are said to be disappointed with the results and are accelerating work on an OMEGA variant which allegedly kills on touch.
Bill Gates countered by reassuring medial institutions that he is leading a team of lizard scientists in development of a new lead based powa-vaccine which is injected into the rectum for maximum impact against OMEGA.
Boris John ...[text shortened]... he pulled his best ever yet sincerity-and-caring face. 3 members of the press were moved to tears.