Howard Dean, head of the DNC,has devised a 'secret plan' for dealing with the seating of the delegates from Florida and Michigan at the democratic convention. I found this plan out on the Interweb and found it mildly humorous ... and we can all use a little humor in our lives. The plan follows:
There are ten characteristics that make up the perfect Democrat. For each of the criteria a delegate can satisfy, they will be awarded one-tenth of a vote. Some people may actually -- get this -- qualify for a whole vote at our convention (at which I will preside unless I’m not, by some huge injustice that will ring through history, allowed to).
Delegates will be awarded their votes on the basis of their answers to the following confidential questionnaire. Each “yes” answer is worth 1/10th of a vote:
Have you ever used your girl friend’s cell phone to call your wife to tell her you won’t be home for dinner?
Did you go to Canada to dodge the Vietnam draft?
Do you drink diet Coke while eating fudge brownies? (add another tenth if they are marijuana brownies);
Score 1/10th of a vote for each abortion you have had or paid for, receipts required;
Do you have a client number for the Emperor’s Club and are you willing to share it (I am kidding)?
Have you ever written a sermon for Jeremiah Wright or have billing records for the Rose Law Firm?
Can you sing “the Marseillaise” but don’t know the words to the “Star Spangled Banner”?
Do you drive a Prius?
Have you ever been arrested at an anti-war rally or riot? (Add 1/10th of a vote for each time you’ve been so arrested, but not if the charge was drunk and disorderly);
Do you believe the Boy Scouts should be required to hire gay and transsexual scout masters?
Bonus essay question (Michigan delegates only, worth 3/10ths of a vote):
Define the “Motown Sound” and describe the effect on your life of at least three Marvin Gaye songs.
Remember, this was humor , so take it as such.
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Howard Dean, head of the DNC,has devised a 'secret plan' for dealing with the seating of the delegates from Florida and Michigan at the democratic convention. I found this plan out on the Interweb and found it mildly humorous ... and we can all use a little humor in our lives. The plan follows:
There are ten characteristics that make up the perfect De ...[text shortened]... ur life of at least three Marvin Gaye songs.
Remember, this was humor , so take it as such.