@spruce112358 saidI’m going on a crusade to inspect Boy Scouts’ sleeping bags for nocturnal discharges. Boy, am I gonna be rich!
I hope that ordinary citizens will be charged with enforcing this and can collect up to $10,000 from anyone whose genetic material (e.g. semen) is proven to be wantonly and wastefully outside of their body? 😆
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@moonbus saidWell, not really, but the point is "What's good for the goose is good for the gander."
“ every sperm is sacred.“
Monty Python
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This is why I go to lesbian bars: a bunch of drunk women talking about men the way drunk men (and some sober men) have talked about women for centuries. (The other reason is more personal, but let's just say 'men are too easy'.)
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@wildgrass saidNo, can you tell me?
Do you know how babies are made?
I've been wondering where these 6 kids running around my house came from.
@sh76 saidRegarding this bill, and other bills being floated by Republicans in Ohio, I also think it is absurd to call a ball of cells a kid.
No, can you tell me?
I've been wondering where these 6 kids running around my house came from.
The potential for life is not life. Viability should be the metric for outlawing abortion.
@wildgrass said
Do you know how babies are made?
@sh76 said
No, can you tell me?
1. determine the lady's postal code (why will become clear later).
2. determine the lady's most-likely fertile days from her ovulation cycle.
3. on the appointed day (see item 2. above), secure the lady's consent (bring flowers).
4. determine the proper angle of approach by dividing the postal code (item 1.) by the date of most likely fertility (item 2.).
5. having determined the proper angle of approach (item 4.), insert tab A into slot B. Repeat if necessary.
6. wait nine months; the stork will deliver a package to the postal code (item 1.).
@wildgrass saidI don't necessarily disagree with your line of thought, but I do think something can reasonably be referred to as a "kid" rather than a "ball of cells" are some point well before viability.
Regarding this bill, and other bills being floated by Republicans in Ohio, I also think it is absurd to call a ball of cells a kid.
The potential for life is not life. Viability should be the metric for outlawing abortion.
@moonbus saidSounds complicated.
@wildgrass said
Do you know how babies are made?
@sh76 said
No, can you tell me?
1. determine the lady's postal code (why will become clear later).
2. determine the lady's most-likely fertile days from her ovulation cycle.
3. on the appointed day (see item 2. above), secure the lady's consent (bring flowers).
4. determine the proper angle of a ...[text shortened]... if necessary.
6. wait nine months; the stork will deliver a package to the postal code (item 1.).
Maybe I'll just marry her.
@Suzianne saidyou'd have to post a link for us to be able to read it....
'Conception Begins at Erection Act': Ohio Democrats push bill regulating male reproduction
Ohio lawmakers introducing a bill to make it illegal to "discharge semen or genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo"
"Shocking? That's kind of the point. Ohio Rep. Anita Somani, D-Dublin, posted a video on social media about introducing a bill to mak ...[text shortened]... e for their role in unwanted pregnancies."
*Go read it, I'm not doing your homework for you.*
@wildgrass said"I saw the principle and the teacher in the closet and they were making babies and I saw one of the babies and it looked at me..." - Ralph Wiggum
Do you know how babies are made?
@sh76 saidYes. But the reason for the absurdity in which boners would be government regulated is because Ohio Republicans think that balls of cells should be people.
I don't necessarily disagree with your line of thought, but I do think something can reasonably be referred to as a "kid" rather than a "ball of cells" are some point well before viability.