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I Love Girls, how to play smooth...JIMMY

I Love Girls, how to play smooth...JIMMY

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I love girls, and i thin now is the time to rise and shine and snatch my first GIRLFRIEND.....how do i go, ive got one girl already on me, but i only met her on the internet, she lives near me but not near enuff to wal ....how do i meet

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Originally posted by jimrulz1518
I love girls, and i thin now is the time to rise and shine and snatch my first GIRLFRIEND.....how do i go, ive got one girl already on me, but i only met her on the internet, she lives near me but not near enuff to wal ....how do i meet
Since prostitution is legal in Australia why don't you wash a few cars & save up for some hoop 'n holler.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Since prostitution is legal in Australia why don't you wash a few cars & save up for some hoop 'n holler.
HA HA

Be nice.

Don't taint his young mind.

He is afterall only thirteen, hormones coursing through his body, enfeebling his judgement.

He might just take your advice!

Can you imagine the repurcussions you would get from certain people on this site if he did?

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Originally posted by ASROMA
He is afterall only thirteen, hormones coursing through his body, enfeebling his judgement.
You're right.

Sorry Jim, didn't read your profile...Good luck with the girls.

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Originally posted by jimrulz1518
I love girls, and i thin now is the time to rise and shine and snatch my first GIRLFRIEND.....how do i go, ive got one girl already on me, but i only met her on the internet, she lives near me but not near enuff to wal ....how do i meet
I'd say find a local girl that shares your interest. Look for that geeky chick in the chess club. I'm telling you, it will be worth it.

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Originally posted by jimrulz1518
I love girls, and i thin now is the time to rise and shine and snatch my first GIRLFRIEND.....how do i go, ive got one girl already on me, but i only met her on the internet, she lives near me but not near enuff to wal ....how do i meet
Whenever you see a beautiful girl, snap your finger and shout: "Hey Bitch! Do my dishes!"

You'll have physical contact before you know it!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Whenever you see a beautiful girl, snap your finger and shout: "Hey Bitch! Do my dishes!"
She'll be that much more impressed if you have your dishes with you in a trolley.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Whenever you see a beautiful girl, snap your finger and shout: "Hey Bitch! Do my dishes!"

You'll have physical contact before you know it!
And she will reply:

"It takes more than two fingers to make me come"

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Originally posted by invigorate
And she will reply:

"It takes more than two fingers to make me come"
Hehe..

She should practice more then.

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Originally posted by jimrulz1518
I love girls, and i thin now is the time to rise and shine and snatch my first GIRLFRIEND.....how do i go, ive got one girl already on me, but i only met her on the internet, she lives near me but not near enuff to wal ....how do i meet
Well you could try being really really really good looking.

And if that doesn't work try being rich.

But I'm pretty sure that first one will work.

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where's vladimir and vivaldi when you need them? ...

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