I Love Girls, how to play smooth...JIMMY

jimrulz1518

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10 Nov 05

jimrulz1518

Melbourne

Joined: 06 Oct 04
Moves: 2586

10 Nov 05

I love girls, and i thin now is the time to rise and shine and snatch my first GIRLFRIEND.....how do i go, ive got one girl already on me, but i only met her on the internet, she lives near me but not near enuff to wal ....how do i meet

Bosse de Nage

Zellulärer Automat

Spiel des Lebens

Joined: 27 Jan 05
Moves: 90892

10 Nov 05

Originally posted by jimrulz1518
I love girls, and i thin now is the time to rise and shine and snatch my first GIRLFRIEND.....how do i go, ive got one girl already on me, but i only met her on the internet, she lives near me but not near enuff to wal ....how do i meet

Since prostitution is legal in Australia why don't you wash a few cars & save up for some hoop 'n holler.

ASROMA

Forza Azzurri!!!!!!!

WC Champs 2006

Joined: 01 Sep 05
Moves: 11759

10 Nov 05

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Since prostitution is legal in Australia why don't you wash a few cars & save up for some hoop 'n holler.

HA HA

Be nice.

Don't taint his young mind.

He is afterall only thirteen, hormones coursing through his body, enfeebling his judgement.

He might just take your advice!

Can you imagine the repurcussions you would get from certain people on this site if he did?

Bosse de Nage

Zellulärer Automat

Spiel des Lebens

Joined: 27 Jan 05
Moves: 90892

10 Nov 05

Originally posted by ASROMA
He is afterall only thirteen, hormones coursing through his body, enfeebling his judgement.

You're right.

Sorry Jim, didn't read your profile...Good luck with the girls.

Nyxie

The eyes of truth

elsewhere

Joined: 26 Apr 04
Moves: 21784

10 Nov 05

Originally posted by jimrulz1518
I love girls, and i thin now is the time to rise and shine and snatch my first GIRLFRIEND.....how do i go, ive got one girl already on me, but i only met her on the internet, she lives near me but not near enuff to wal ....how do i meet

I'd say find a local girl that shares your interest. Look for that geeky chick in the chess club. I'm telling you, it will be worth it.

shavixmir

Lord

Sewers of Holland

Joined: 31 Jan 04
Moves: 89792

10 Nov 05

Originally posted by jimrulz1518
I love girls, and i thin now is the time to rise and shine and snatch my first GIRLFRIEND.....how do i go, ive got one girl already on me, but i only met her on the internet, she lives near me but not near enuff to wal ....how do i meet

Whenever you see a beautiful girl, snap your finger and shout: "Hey Bitch! Do my dishes!"

You'll have physical contact before you know it!

Bosse de Nage

Zellulärer Automat

Spiel des Lebens

Joined: 27 Jan 05
Moves: 90892

10 Nov 05

Originally posted by shavixmir
Whenever you see a beautiful girl, snap your finger and shout: "Hey Bitch! Do my dishes!"

She'll be that much more impressed if you have your dishes with you in a trolley.

invigorate

Only 1 F in Uckfield

Buxted UK

Joined: 27 Feb 02
Moves: 257458

10 Nov 05

Originally posted by shavixmir
Whenever you see a beautiful girl, snap your finger and shout: "Hey Bitch! Do my dishes!"

You'll have physical contact before you know it!

And she will reply:

"It takes more than two fingers to make me come"

shavixmir

Lord

Sewers of Holland

Joined: 31 Jan 04
Moves: 89792

10 Nov 05

Originally posted by invigorate
And she will reply:

"It takes more than two fingers to make me come"

Hehe..

She should practice more then.

wib

Stay outta my biznez

Joined: 04 Apr 04
Moves: 9020

10 Nov 05

Originally posted by jimrulz1518
I love girls, and i thin now is the time to rise and shine and snatch my first GIRLFRIEND.....how do i go, ive got one girl already on me, but i only met her on the internet, she lives near me but not near enuff to wal ....how do i meet

Well you could try being really really really good looking.

And if that doesn't work try being rich.

But I'm pretty sure that first one will work.

zeeblebot

silicon valley

Joined: 27 Oct 04
Moves: 101289

11 Nov 05

where's vladimir and vivaldi when you need them? ...