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People Are Making Hilarious Comparisons Between Tim Walz And J.D. Vance, And This Is Why I Love The Internet

From Buzzfeed, via Reddit

1. "Tim Walz is the guy who will mow your lawn when you break your leg. J.D. Vance is the guy who reports your overgrown lawn to the HOA."

—u/starreelynn

2. "Tim Walz is the neighbor who helps your little sister study for her geography test. J.D. Vance is the neighbor who says your little sister will be hot in a few years."

—u/Mr-and-Mrs

3. "Tim Walz is the guy who puts menstrual products in school restrooms. J.D. Vance is the guy who points and laughs at girls with stains."

—u/Deedle-Dee-Dee

4. "Tim Walz is the guy that brings donuts to work. J.D. Vance is the guy that eats the last one and leaves the empty box on the counter."

—u/MadEyeMood989

5. "Tim Walz is the guy that pulls over on the highway and changes your flat tire. J.D. Vance is the guy that drives into the rain puddle, splashing you while you’re changing your tire on the side of the road."

—u/nibbles200

6. "Tim Walz is the guy who tells a funny joke at a party. J.D. Vance is the guy who opens your medicine cabinet."

—u/scrunchie_one

7. "Tim Walz is the guy who leaves a good tip and says thanks. J.D. Vance is the guy who screams at the waitress."

—u/Mmm_lemon_cakes

8. "Tim Walz is the guy who thinks 10-year-olds should get school lunches. J.D. Vance is the guy who thinks 10-year-olds have to carry a baby to term."

—u/isle_say

9. "Tim Walz is the guy who buys the office lunch on Friday. J.D. Vance is the guy who microwaves fish in the break room."

—u/Mmm_lemon_cakes

10. "Tim Walz is the guy who smiles to himself when he hears the neighborhood children laughing and playing outside on a summer day. J.D. Vance is the guy who calls the police about a loud noise complaint."

—u/BlueDragonfly18

11. "Tim Walz is the guy who will play Pokémon games with his kid. J.D. Vance will yell at his kid to shut up about Pokémon games."

—u/Pragmatism101

12. "Tim Walz is the guy who brings over some tools to help you fix a problem. J.D. Vance is the neighbor who borrows your tools and never returns them."

—u/Roctapus42

13. "Tim Walz is the guy that helps you fix your car. J.D. Vance is the guy who tells you that you can’t park there when it breaks down."

—u/Ser_Daynes_Dawn

14. "Tim Walz is the type of guy you would ask to walk you home after a late class. J.D. Vance is the reason you need to ask Tim Walz to walk you home after a late class."

—u/GipsyDanger45

15. "Tim Walz is the guy who will lend you $20 and never think about it again. J.D. Vance is the guy that will lend you $20 and then charge hourly interest compounded, increased for inflation, and then sue you for $1,000 in small claims court."

—u/perljurnwern

16. "Tim Walz moves over so you can merge safely. J.D. Vance matches your speed, forcing you to stop on the on-ramp."

—u/Total-Bumblebee-9294

17. "Tim Walz is the guy who asks if you need help with a creepy dude at the bar. J.D. Vance is the creepy dude at the bar."

—u/TDiddy2021

18. And finally, "Tim Walz is the guy who'll help you carry your furniture when you're moving houses. J.D. Vance is the guy who'll put the furniture down and get freaky with it."

—u/Cr1m50nSh4d0w

Tim Walz is the guy who helps you move while JD Vance fuks your couch.

@Suzianne said
People Are Making Hilarious Comparisons Between Tim Walz And J.D. Vance, And This Is Why I Love The Internet

From Buzzfeed, via Reddit

1. "Tim Walz is the guy who will mow your lawn when you break your leg. J.D. Vance is the guy who reports your overgrown lawn to the HOA."

—u/starreelynn

2. "Tim Walz is the neighbor who helps your little sister study for her geog ...[text shortened]... es. J.D. Vance is the guy who'll put the furniture down and get freaky with it."

—u/Cr1m50nSh4d0w

@shavixmir
I wonder why Vance doesn't bring up the fact his orange Jesus got out of the draft with a bone spur, paid for by his daddy and a corrupt doctor?

Oh, I forgot, that kind of thing is brought up ONLY for democrats, repubs ALWAYS get a bye on military service like Trump's bone spur.

Never ever microwave fish in a workplace setting.

This should be taught in grade school.

@Suzianne said
People Are Making Hilarious Comparisons Between Tim Walz And J.D. Vance, And This Is Why I Love The Internet

From Buzzfeed, via Reddit

1. "Tim Walz is the guy who will mow your lawn when you break your leg. J.D. Vance is the guy who reports your overgrown lawn to the HOA."

—u/starreelynn

2. "Tim Walz is the neighbor who helps your little sister study for her geog ...[text shortened]... es. J.D. Vance is the guy who'll put the furniture down and get freaky with it."

—u/Cr1m50nSh4d0w

@Mott-The-Hoople said
its a shame the media can have you worshiping a guy that lied about his rank repeatedly, ran when called to duty...and hate a guy that served honorably to protect your very right to run him down.

liberals are a sorry lot...but hey, you dont even respect your self, why would you respect others.

it will be too late when all your rights are gone

@Mott-The-Hoople said
its a shame the media can have you worshiping a guy that lied about his rank repeatedly, ran when called to duty...and hate a guy that served honorably to protect your very right to run him down.

liberals are a sorry lot...but hey, you dont even respect your self, why would you respect others.

it will be too late when all your rights are gone

@Suzianne said
You are a Trump-deluded fool. You can't even see your first sentence is about Trump and his hatred for everyone who is not himself.

He's the one that would take our rights. He's already started on women.

Maybe one day you'll turn that corner and start to realize the democrats are saving America. From you and your Orange Jesus.