"Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me old, when I would never call him short and fat? Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend and maybe someday that will happen."
- In a tweet about North Korean leader Kim Jong-un.
"When during the campaign I would say, 'Mexico' is going to pay for the wall, obviously I never said this and I never meant they're going to write out a cheque."
- Clarifying his stance on his planned US-Mexico border wall.
"I tested positively toward negative, right? So no. I tested perfectly this morning, meaning I tested negative. But that's a way of saying it. Positively toward the negative."
- Confusingly telling the world he had tested negative for Covid-19.
"I'm an environmentalist. A lot of people don’t understand that. I think I know more about the environment than most people."
- Despite his public stance against the existence of global warming.
"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming in from China. It's going to be just fine."
- On coronavirus, January 22, 2020.
"I think Pocahontas, she's finished, she's out. She's gone. No, when it was found that I had more Indian blood in me than she did."
- He nicknamed Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren 'Pocahontas' after she claimed to have Indian heritage.
"STOP THE COUNT"
- When defeat in the presidential election looked imminent, he posted this now infamous tweet.
"Can you believe I'm a politician? I can't even."
- No comment.
"Is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning? It sounds interesting to me, so we'll see. But the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute. That's pretty powerful."
- When he suggested injecting bleach as a way of fighting coronavirus.
"I wouldn't say I'm a feminist. I think that would be, maybe, going too far."
- Not many people would, Donald.
"Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don’t know what to do. Love!"
- Not a bad way to kick off the new year.
"The beauty of me is that I'm very rich."
- One man's opinion I suppose.
"My fingers are long and beautiful, as are various other parts of my body."
"I have a great relationship with the blacks."
"Sorry, losers. My IQ is the highest and you all know it."
"It's freezing and snowing in New York - we need global warming!"
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe."
"Why can't we use nuclear weapons?"
- He reportedly asked this during a foreign policy meeting.
"I haven't actually left the White House in months."
- Just two weeks after a televised meeting with border patrol agents in Texas.
"Obama's wind turbines kill "13-39 million birds and bats every year!"
"Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way."
