.....order peaceful demonstrators tear gassed,
pose in front of a boarded up church for a photo-op
and maybe we got 'The Right Stuff' to be President too.
I guess I'm not eligible though, I was drafted, you see I didn't
have bone spurs......
Reporter............
''Mr. President,on what foot were the bone spurs?
Donald Trump......
''I really can't recall.''
.And, oh yeah, I pay my taxes
Guess I can't be a GREAT LEADER, like TRUMP