MAGA retardation not caused by mobile phone use

[Note; this post employs contemporary MSM journalistic click-bait techniques in order to make a joke.]

Research has discovered that mobile phone use does not cause brain cancer.

Of course the new youth who never use their phones as “telephones” and only communicate via texts in gen-alpha code aren’t impacted either way.

https://news.sky.com/story/mobile-phone-use-doesnt-increase-brain-cancer-risk-says-rsearch-review-13209113

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@divegeester

And the MAGA protesters that chanted "hang Mike Pence" were all Gay people.

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/mike-pence-trump-hang-gay-people-joke-visitors-white-house-vp-a8003321.html

@Metal-Brain
Whatever you say COMRADE.