Just wanted to offer some PC Holiday cheer to one and all this holiday season. Here are a few songs you can sing.
1. I'll be home for a short period of time in December
2. I saw mommy greeting Santa Clause with a purely platonic expression of inoffensive mutual affection.
3. Hark! The herald mythical winged creature sings!
4. Deck the halls with boughs of un-endangered foliage (if office policy permits)
5. Grandma allegedly got run over by an unidentified, non-human, Hitler-like, Trump supporter.
6. Higher power rest ye Merry gentlemen, i.e. Obama
7. Chestnuts roasting over a safely covered, non-carbon emitting, continuously monitored, eco-friendly, non-toxic fire.
8. Frosty the Snowperson
9. Have yourself a Merry little winter solstice.
10. Oh artificial and biodegradable Holiday Tree
