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@shavixmir said
Suck it turd, suck it.

- Shavixmir -
Please Shav, the world needs a page a day calendar of Shav's RHP Witticisms. I want to give them as Christmas gifts.


@lipareeno said
@shavixmir

See?
You're obsessed with butts and poop.

So gay.
You say that like being gay is a bad thing.

You little incel, you.
Come out the closet. We know you’re in there!


@sleepyguy said
Please Shav, the world needs a page a day calendar of Shav's RHP Witticisms. I want to give them as Christmas gifts.
Lie on the couch, go on, and tell us all about your dad smacking your mum and your mum’s love of BBC.

- blast from years ago -


@vivify said
"I do not know what it is like to hit a man twice." ---Li Shuwen, Mao Zedong's personal bodyguard.
There's nothing badass about being a hired thug for an absolutist dictator.


@lipareeno said
@shavixmir

See?
You're obsessed with butts and poop.

So gay.
Sir, I have some information for you, I suggest you prepare yourself as necessary, this information will test your bounds of incredulity, this information has broken people before, people like suzi and kev have become catatonic bores rather than face the gravity of this information.

Are you ready?

Shagdoody thinks he's being funny.

Not only that.

(we're going to step it up a level here, so hold onto your head lest the top of your skull flys off, your disbelief will be so great it cannot be contained)

Shagdoody thinks he's funny and witty.

Apologies in retrospect for being so blunt in conveying this news, take all the time needed for recovery.

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@wajoma said
Sir, I have some information for you, I suggest you prepare yourself as necessary, this information will test your bounds of incredulity, this information has broken people before, people like suzi and kev have become catatonic bores rather than face the gravity of this information.

Are you ready?

Shagdoody thinks he's being funny.

Not only that.

(we're going to st ...[text shortened]... gies in retrospect for being so blunt in conveying this news, take all the time needed for recovery.
No. See. This is what you constantly fail to comprehend, you little Aussie incel, you: I am funny.

And you can’t handle it.
You’re like a wee jealous stalker constantly nibbling at the doorbell, but never getting in.

But your personality is like a fart in a space suit. There’s no way you’ll ever be witty, funny, accepted or loved.

So, go back to your fake croc boots and syphilitic koala’s, lie on your back and think of how much you wish you were me, as you spank yer little monkey raw.


This wins:


@JJ-Adams
"A man's got to know his limits' Clint said that.


Even pond scum doesn’t vote trump

- anonymous -


Nazis! I hate Illinois Nazis!

- The Blues Brothers -


All your base are belong to us



“Tell the Lord privy I am on the privy and can only handle one 💩 at a time.”

- Winston Churchill -

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"You're going to need a bigger boat"

From the movie "Jaws"


I believe this came from a Clint Eastwood movie.

"I'm going to hit you three ways, hard, fast, and continually."


Is that a warm, wet cloth in my pants, or am I just glad to see you?

- Kathy Burke (introducing Jonathan Ross) -