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Over at Huff Post this morning:
‘My Hands Are Too Big,’ Says President With Smaller-Than-Average Hands

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-my-hands-are-too-big-houston-shelter_us_59ab1b81e4b0b5e530ff16b6?ncid=edlinkushpmg00000313


I'd say about the only thing 'too big' about him is his EGO.

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Originally posted by @suzianne
Over at Huff Post this morning:
‘My Hands Are Too Big,’ Says President With Smaller-Than-Average Hands

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-my-hands-are-too-big-houston-shelter_us_59ab1b81e4b0b5e530ff16b6?ncid=edlinkushpmg00000313


I'd say about the only thing 'too big' about him is his EGO.
He said that while he was visiting a centre for displaced people in Houston (or maybe it was an asylum for the intellectually challenged.. it's so hard to tell with those accents).

And he... well, let me quote a news source:

Trump promptly launched into his characteristically discombobulated word salad, saying that the people around him who lost their homes and were forced to flee a catastrophic storm were “really happy” and says that “it’s been really nice, it’s a wonderful thing…as Tru [corrects himself] tough as this was it’s been a wonderful thing"

It's sooooooo wonderful!
I wish we had a flood that wasted my home so Trumpy-boy could visit me and conplain about the size of his coc... corrects himself... hands.

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Originally posted by @shavixmir
He said that while he was visiting a centre for displaced people in Houston (or maybe it was an asylum for the intellectually challenged.. it's so hard to tell with those accents).

And he... well, let me quote a news source:

[i]Trump promptly launched into his characteristically discombobulated word salad, saying that the people around him who lost ...[text shortened]... o Trumpy-boy could visit me and conplain about the size of his coc... corrects himself... hands.
My hands are a good two inches longer than T's🙂 I showed my wife the site and we got a big laugh.

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Originally posted by @shavixmir
He said that while he was visiting a centre for displaced people in Houston (or maybe it was an asylum for the intellectually challenged.. it's so hard to tell with those accents).

And he... well, let me quote a news source:

[i]Trump promptly launched into his characteristically discombobulated word salad, saying that the people around him who lost ...[text shortened]... o Trumpy-boy could visit me and conplain about the size of his coc... corrects himself... hands.
That's a from "news source" shav? Because what you've quoted there aint "news". What "news source"?

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Originally posted by @wajoma
That's a from "news source" shav? Because what you've quoted there aint "news". What "news source"?
Ooo we are sensitive lately. Feeling hurt?

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Say, I’ve got an idea how to put those hands to good use. Kim Jong-un appears to be a brat who refuses to do what he’s told, and Trump appears to be a bully used to getting his way by throwing tantrums. I say, lock them both in a padded cell with two pairs of boxing gloves and let them sort it out, one-on-one, man-to-boy. The door is to be opened 48 hours later and the last one standing wins. No need to destabilize the whole south east Asian region on account of two infantile personalities with nukes.

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Originally posted by @finnegan
Ooo we are sensitive lately. Feeling hurt?
We've got zahlanzi on here getting his news from cracked humor magazine.com. It was just a friendly reminder to shav to assess what is being passed off as news. Clearly there are news sources that publish opinion pieces.

A friendly reminder, nothing more, you've already wasted too much time on it.

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