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FCC Chief Diversity Officer announces new TV network.

President Obama's newly appointed FCC Chief Diversity Officer Mark Lloyd has announced the creation of the the Community Re-education And Propaganda (CRAP) Network.

Mr. Lloyd has indicated that the new network is being created in response to the monopoly of the Reich Wing cable news outlets and stated that President Obama believes that the new CRAP network will allow competition and keep the "cable chatter" honest.

State Run Media has obtained exclusive information about three of the primetime programs premiering this fall.

The new line up of soon to be hit shows can be viewed here:

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?p=73435#73435

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The other TV networks are now in a state of panic. What if the viewers found the programming being offered by CRAP to be superior to the what the existing networks are offering? Barney in the Tub and Hollyweird Squares seem to be better than most of the silly reality TV programs currently being offered. What if everyone started watching CRAP and it forced all the other networks to go out of business?

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We have the BBC here and apart from a few programes its as crap as the rest, but it give a lot of work to people, at good wages, and a knighthood to the top directors if they toe the line
oh and you have no choice if you just want to watch another channel you pay them what they think they should be paid

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Originally posted by utherpendragon
FCC Chief Diversity Officer announces new TV network.

President Obama's newly appointed FCC Chief Diversity Officer Mark Lloyd has announced the creation of the the Community Re-education And Propaganda (CRAP) Network.

Mr. Lloyd has indicated that the new network is being created in response to the monopoly of the Reich Wing cable news outlets ...[text shortened]... it shows can be viewed here:

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?p=73435#73435
is it just a coincidence that it spells "crap"?

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Originally posted by generalissimo
is it just a coincidence that it spells "crap"?
No. It spells crap intentionally to flag it as a satirical article.

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Originally posted by stoker
We have the BBC here and apart from a few programes its as crap as the rest, but it give a lot of work to people, at good wages, and a knighthood to the top directors if they toe the line
oh and you have no choice if you just want to watch another channel you pay them what they think they should be paid
The BBC, for all its faults, does benefit from the fact that - in relative terms - it is not driven or retsricted by commercial concerns.

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