Norm, whodey, and uther would be proud

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A website that Norm, whodey, and uther would be proud. I am sure that wnd.com was devastated not to get this scoop.

Go to the link to see the photos of the First Lady wearing a football helmet.

Keep in mind, this is not based on some mere leaked emails, but instead hard evidence from the White House staff.

http://www.knowthelies.com/node/8893

Who Is Michael LaVaughn Robinson???

About two months ago, my office was contacted by an anonymous source who claimed to be a former White House staff member of the Obama administration. He claimed to have sensitive information ... (June 30, 2011) ...regarding a stunning revelation about the First Lady, Michelle Obama and he wanted to arrange a meeting with me in person to present the evidence for this claim. Like any good, Christian journalist, I was skeptical at first. Why would you contact me? Are there not dozens of major news outlets you would want to appeal to first? Of course the answers to those questions are very simple. Unlike the days when the media used to do their jobs, like during the Watergate scandal, we are now living in a time when the liberal media simply cannot be trusted. I met with him for the first time yesterday evening and he confirmed these suspicions:

“I just can’t go to the major alphabet networks. They are in the tank for Obama and it is network policy to cover up any critical stories regarding the President and his family. The White House has officially created a State media.”

We conservatives have known about this “State media” quite some time. If a Korean wanted to run a story critical of Kim Jong Il, Supreme Leader of the Yellow Empire, they would find that their life would not last too much longer. This is what is going on in the United States of America right now, which is indicative of End Times, but that’s for another discussion. Luckily, there is still an underground media rebellion that has managed to survive these dark times. Thanks to Christwire, Fox News, The Drudge Report and other outlets of opposition, we are able to get the truth out to you, the Christian American reader.

The following excerpt is the true biographical information of Michelle Obama, given to me on June 25, 2011 by a former member of the First Lady’s personal staff. He shall remain anonymous for the time being to protect his life as well as the lives of his family.

“Michelle Obama, First Lady of the United States, was born Michael LaVaughn Robinson in Chicago, Illinois on January 17th, 1964.

He was the second son born to Fraser Robinson III, a well known cocaine dealer and union thug for Crime Lord/Mayor Richard J. Daley, and Marian Shields Robinson, a transient street prostitute who was diagnosed with the HIV virus in 1998.

He was a popular high school athlete and in 1982, he accepted a scholarship to play middle linebacker for the Oregon State Beavers.

After finishing a respectable rookie season with 88 tackles and 7.5 sacks, he suddenly dropped out of the school.

Fellow teammates observed that Robinson could regularly be heard lamenting over how he is a “woman trapped inside a man’s body”, and on January 13th, 1983, he underwent sex reassignment surgery at Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine.

To hide the shame of his new identity, Michael left Oregon State to attend Princeton University under his new legal name, “Michelle Robinson”.

Years later, he met Barry Obama Jr. a Kenyan immigrant who later became aware of Michelle’s 'true' identity. They subsequently married and adopted two children.”

Well ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first at Christwire, our “First Lady” is actually the First Man. Even more startling, Barack Obama knows that his wife was once a man, making him the first homogay President of our Christian nation.

I’ve examined the evidence carefully, as has the team of researchers here at Christwire. We now have multiple sources to back this story up.

We have also consulted medical experts who have carefully analyzed “her” anatomy, finding that her broad shoulders and pointed jaw line are consistent with that of a male… more specifically a male football player. It would not be the first time a transsexual has risen to prominence (see Lady Gaga). . . . This is disturbing to say the least and is yet another sign of the impending End Times prophecy outlined in the Book of Revelation.

n

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Originally posted by moon1969
A website that Norm, whodey, and uther would be proud. I am sure that wnd.com was devastated they did not get this scoop.

Go to the link to see the photos of the First Lady wearing a football helmet.

Keep in mind, this is not based on some mere leaked emails, but instead hard evidence from the White House staff.

http://www.knowthelies.com/node ...[text shortened]... yet another sign of the impending End Times prophecy outlined in the Book of Revelation.[/quote]
You posted it Moonbeam, not me.

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Originally posted by normbenign
You posted it Moonbeam, not me.
Did you add the website to your favorites? This is right up the Tea Party alley.

Hmmm . . .

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Originally posted by moon1969
A website that Norm, whodey, and uther would be proud. I am sure that wnd.com was devastated not to get this scoop.

Go to the link to see the photos of the First Lady wearing a football helmet.

Keep in mind, this is not based on some mere leaked emails, but instead hard evidence from the White House staff.

http://www.knowthelies.com/node/8893 ...[text shortened]... yet another sign of the impending End Times prophecy outlined in the Book of Revelation.[/quote]
I’m pretty sure that neither Norm nor Uther would stoop to anything that low, Moon, or support it. Whodey might pretend to—but only in one of his more hysterically sarcastic moments.

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Originally posted by vistesd
I’m pretty sure that neither Norm nor Uther would stoop to anything that low, Moon, or support it. Whodey might pretend to—but only in one of his more hysterically sarcastic moments.
I am not so sure. There are a lot of wild conspiracy theories based on the same type articles from the same type websites they support, and indeed, even post links.

Here is a recent, still active thread started by Grampy regarding Obama's personal army.

http://www.redhotpawn.com/board/showthread.php?subject=%22Update_on_Obama%27s_Personal_Army%22&threadid=155716

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Originally posted by normbenign
You posted it Moonbeam, not me.
Do you deny the truth of the article? And if so, what is your evidence? This is Christian with evidence that the First Lady was born a man and you dismiss it out of hand. Keep drinking the Obama kool aid.

Next you will contend that Obama was not born in Kenya. You watching too much MSNBC.

n

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Originally posted by moon1969
Do you deny the truth of the article? And if so, what is your evidence? This is Christian with evidence that the First Lady was born a man and you dismiss it out of hand. Keep drinking the Obama kool aid.

Next you will contend that Obama was not born in Kenya. You watching too much MSNBC.
Fringe ideas bore me, until they demonstrate some semblance of reality.

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Originally posted by moon1969
Do you deny the truth of the article? And if so, what is your evidence? This is Christian with evidence that the First Lady was born a man and you dismiss it out of hand. Keep drinking the Obama kool aid.

Next you will contend that Obama was not born in Kenya. You watching too much MSNBC.
OMG! This is a Christian so hold on! Must be the god damn truth. What a crock of poo poo.

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Originally posted by vistesd
I’m pretty sure that neither Norm nor Uther would stoop to anything that low, Moon, or support it. Whodey might pretend to—but only in one of his more hysterically sarcastic moments.
Sarcastic, when have I ever been sarcastic? 😲

Incidentally, I would never post this. I just assume that everyone already knew about this stuff. 😛

Hmmm . . .

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Originally posted by whodey
Sarcastic, when have I ever been sarcastic? 😲

Incidentally, I would never post this. I just assume that everyone already knew about this stuff. 😛
😉