Oh hell no! Stop climate change now!

Oh hell no! Stop climate change now!

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Lord

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It’s getting serious.
Obviously I normally couldn’t care less about the Earth warming, the US coasts flooding and islands sinking… but I have just stumbled upon some really serious information.

And I kid you not.
Due to global warming, spiders are getting larger… and more bloody aggressive.

Nope.
No.
This has got to stop.
What sort of an apocalyptic nightmare are we stumbling into???

I have one of those electro-tennis rackets for killing mosquitos. And I heard, seriously heard a spider walking on the floor. So I got my zapper and zapped it. It just kept walking… I ended up smashing it and the racket to pieces whilst screaming: “OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE SAVE US!”

Now, if these monsters are getting bigger…
Nope. Just plain no.

Throw out your aircos and buy a bloody bicycle!!!

k
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@shavixmir said
It’s getting serious.
Obviously I normally couldn’t care less about the Earth warming, the US coasts flooding and islands sinking… but I have just stumbled upon some really serious information.

And I kid you not.
Due to global warming, spiders are getting larger… and more bloody aggressive.

Nope.
No.
This has got to stop.
What sort of an apocalyptic nightmare ar ...[text shortened]... ters are getting bigger…
Nope. Just plain no.

Throw out your aircos and buy a bloody bicycle!!!
Nooooo I was chased by a spider once, scarier than sporty spice
Let’s just hope global oxygen levels don’t rise with the temperature because then creepy crawlies get seriously big. Starship Troopers might become a training video 🕷️🦟😧

Kali

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@shavixmir said
It’s getting serious.
Obviously I normally couldn’t care less about the Earth warming, the US coasts flooding and islands sinking… but I have just stumbled upon some really serious information.

And I kid you not.
Due to global warming, spiders are getting larger… and more bloody aggressive.

Nope.
No.
This has got to stop.
What sort of an apocalyptic nightmare ar ...[text shortened]... ters are getting bigger…
Nope. Just plain no.

Throw out your aircos and buy a bloody bicycle!!!
Go get yourself a sex change and put on a dress.

s
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@shavixmir
I worry a lot more about rainfall than I do about temperature. As someone once said, "we owe our entire existence to 6 inches (15 cm) of topsoil and the fact that it rains."

Over the last 137 years in my area (North Carolina), our median precipitation is 44 inches (112 cm) per year. The three worst years, when we got less than 33 inches (84 cm) of precip were:

1921
1925
1933

"Of all the droughts that have occurred in the United States, the drought events of the 1930s are widely considered to be the “drought of record” for the nation. The 1930s drought is often referred to as if it were one episode, but it was actually several distinct events occurring in such rapid succession that affected regions were not able to recover adequately before another drought began."

Since then, central NC has had a mild upward trend in our rainfall.

Nothwithstanding, it IS April and we are reaching above 80F (27C). We could use some rain...

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@rajk999 said
Go get yourself a sex change and put on a dress.
These comments in a thread on climate change make me think you have a couple dresses in your own closet.

Lord

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@rajk999 said
Go get yourself a sex change and put on a dress.
I’d love a sex change. Multiple orgasms?
Fukk man, I’d have a giant mirror above the bed and would finger myself to death.

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@shavixmir said
I’d love a sex change. Multiple orgasms?
Fukk man, I’d have a giant mirror above the bed and would finger myself to death.
Go for it.

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@wildgrass said
These comments in a thread on climate change make me think you have a couple dresses in your own closet.
Climate Change Fanatics = Drama Queens + Conspiracy Theorists.

Im not any of those 3.

k
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@rajk999 said
Go get yourself a sex change and put on a dress.
It worked for you then?

Lord

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w

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@rajk999 said
Climate Change Fanatics = Drama Queens + Conspiracy Theorists.

Im not any of those 3.
Yeh bud. Seeing guys in dresses everywhere? Thou dost protest too much.

Die Cheeseburger

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@rajk999 said
Go get yourself a sex change and put on a dress.
Shag doody for brains was trying to be funny, it's called self deprecating humor.

We know shag doody for brains is only afraid of one thing, and it aint spiders. Shag doody is terrified of the goobermint making an upper limit on the size of donkey dick dildos because of the destroyed butt holes leading to a national shortage of adult diapers and wasted emergency room resources. So 'self deprecating'? that's a fail. Was it funny? kev bamboozle thought so, so there's your answer there.

How about warmer temps = bigger spiders (woooo, woooo we're so scared)? If warmer equals bigger spiders then there'd be spiders as big as cars in Aus.

Lord

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@wajoma said
Shag doody for brains was trying to be funny, it's called self deprecating humor.

We know shag doody for brains is only afraid of one thing, and it aint spiders. Shag doody is terrified of the goobermint making an upper limit on the size of donkey dick dildos because of the destroyed butt holes leading to a national shortage of adult diapers and wasted emergency room resou ...[text shortened]... ooo we're so scared)? If warmer equals bigger spiders then there'd be spiders as big as cars in Aus.
Yes. The spiders in Australia are getting larger too.

Pretty soon they’ll be the same size as koalas. Think of all those hairy legs you’ll be able to grap while you rape them.