So, the Dutch news has received a few protocols by businesses, how they’re planning for the 1,5m economy (social distancing after semi-lockdown ends); as the Dutch prime minister calls it.
https://nos.nl/artikel/2330828-dit-zijn-de-eerste-contouren-van-de-anderhalvemetermaatschappij.html
If you go to the site and scroll down, you get little pictures of what the plans are...
So, I know you’re all excited to the max and cannot think or imagine of how they’re gonna do it...
Cinemas?
Don’t sit beside or in front of each other... wow. Mind blown.
Sport schools?
Every second bike has to be left empty...
Oh yes. Bet you couldn’t come up with a crazy idea like that!
Restaurants?
Oh, you’d never guess... fewer tables... oh, the mind power that’s went into this.
Phenomenal.
Queueing... skip rows...
Public toilets? Every second urinal?
Well, it’s not amongst the examples, but I’m pretty confident that’s what they’re gonna come up with...
Now, the businesses that I want to hear from:
Prostitution: I reckon glory holes are the thing of the future.
Football (soccer): no supporters and the sportsmen have to run around wearing ventilators.
Dual jumping with parachutes: flap the arms and hope for the best.
I dunno...
I thought it was a hoax!
But, seemingly, there are people who actually think 5G masts are spreading corona...
People have been vandalizing these masts?!?!
On a more sensible note, there’s a village in England where everyone opens their doors and windows at 18:30, every evening, and starts mooing like cows.