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Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Originally posted by dj2beckerWhat's your point in these observations?
Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. ...[text shortened]... creatures'.
Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Originally posted by dj2beckerEither you're trying to be funny (and failing miserably), or you're lying. That's one of the stupidest and most innacurate posts I've read in a long time.
Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. ...[text shortened]... creatures'.
Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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"Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke."
That's a blatant lie. I've been to two European countries where I can get that, or a big mac meal, or even chicken nuggets. 🙄 It's called McDonald's and they are not ONLY in America.
"Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters."
Umm... I don't know to how many banks you've been to, but I can tell you from previous experience that even banks in Europe have chained pens. And doors have nothing to do with it, since the customers wouldn't be able to get in the bank in the first place if they were locked. 🙄
"Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage."
....Because people in other countries DONT leave their cars out in their driveways or parked on the streets? 🙄
By the way, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ANY OTHER COUNTRIES???
Anyway, back to the list...
"Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight."
Are you high right now?
"Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering."
Pass that s**t this way. Looks like whatever you're on is pretty strong. Who the hell notices whether ATM machines have Braille lettering or not???
Originally posted by lioyanki·ro·ny ( P ) Pronunciation Key (r-n, r-)
Either you're trying to be funny (and failing miserably), or you're lying. That's one of the stupidest and most innacurate posts I've read in a long time.
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"Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke."
That's a blatant lie. I ...[text shortened]... on is pretty strong. Who the hell notices whether ATM machines have Braille lettering or not???
n. pl. i·ro·nies
1. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
a. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
b. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See Synonyms at wit1.
2. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity.
Originally posted by HalitoseGreat. Except his post wasn't ironic. It was plain dumb.
i·ro·ny ( P ) Pronunciation Key (r-n, r-)
n. pl. i·ro·nies
1. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
a. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
b. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See Synonyms at wit1.
2. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity.
Originally posted by dj2beckerOnly in South Africa .....could someone come up with something so dumb.
Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. ...[text shortened]... creatures'.
Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
It is pretty sad having Bush elected ... twice.
You'd think the Democrats would be able to find at least one man in the whole damn Party to run against him! But no! they offer us the Euro-American Kerry, traitor to his own Country, A Serial Trophy Husband who's made his way on dead mens money.
I understand next time they're going for the Butch vote. It seems Hillary has the biggest balls in the whole group.
Originally posted by dj2beckerActually, a lot of those habits could apply to any 1st nation country and as of late, even China. Sure, America started the madness, but they are not the only ones doing it now.
Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. ...[text shortened]... creatures'.
Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.