Originally posted by dj2beckerOnly in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. ...[text shortened]... creatures'.
Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Where exactly? Where I live you have to ask for cigarettes and prove that you meet the legal smoking age, while the pharmacy is just to the side of the doors.
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Oh yes. Not a single person from another country has Ever dared to touch such filth.
Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Maybe so the bank doesn't have to replace countless pens due to people accidently walking off with them? Or perhaps you would like to pay that expense?
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Alright. From now on we should keep our cars, with locks and alarm systems in the garage, and our tools, in cardboard boxes in the driveway.
Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Why in the world do you care?
Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Says the person who doesn't know "tic" from "tick"?
Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Who ever knew that one day cars would contain passengers.
God bless America! We're obviously going to need it.