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Paris: free, or jail?

Paris: free, or jail?

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http://www.hollywood.com/news/Hilton_Turns_Down_Pay_Jail_Option/3758932

Speaking yesterday, she said, "I did have a choice to go to a pay jail.

"But I declined because I feel like the media portrays me in a way that I'm not and that's why I wanted to go to county, to show that I can do it and I'm going to be treated like everyone else.

"I'm going to do the time, I'm going to do it the right way."



It seems like her opinion changed quickly in her first days of jail. I bet she'd like her pay jail now 🙂

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Schadenfreude feels so good when the victim is Paris Hilton.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Paris Hilton's friends tie a rope round the bars and hitch the end to their limo. Once the bars are down the 500-lb number, having been seduced in the interim by the fathomless vapidity of the celebrity celebrity's mere presence, performs the infamous "thunder thighs"
manoeuvre: Hilton is propelled into freedom like a cannonball.
I've never heard her described as a celebrity celebrity before. I suppose being famous for being famous makes you a celebrity celebrity. Neat nogal!

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Just your average American girl.

That's hot! 😀

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Originally posted by jammer
Just your average American girl.

That's hot! 😀
So at any Walmart on any given Sunday I would bump into a plethora of willowy waspy anorexics smiling demurely and vapidly? Really? I must book an airline ticket and come and visit to check it out for myself. Now that would be hot!!!

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Originally posted by kmax87
So at any Walmart on any given Sunday I would bump into a plethora of willowy waspy anorexics smiling demurely and vapidly?
In the menswear department...

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
In the menswear department...
For some reason that just gave me a mental picture of Lee Marvin in one of those cowboy and western sit up cast iron baths, all lathered in soap.( Cat Ballou I think)

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
In the menswear department...
why should men swear though?

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Originally posted by kmax87
So at any Walmart on any given Sunday I would bump into a plethora of willowy waspy anorexics smiling demurely and vapidly? Really? I must book an airline ticket and come and visit to check it out for myself. Now that would be hot!!!
Not really,
Wal-Mart would be full of regular people. But you'd still see at least 10 better looking women than Paris in a Wal-Mart more often than not.

Please, don't visit.

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Originally posted by jammer
Not really,
Wal-Mart would be full of regular people. But you'd still see at least 10 better looking women than Paris in a Wal-Mart more often than not.

Please, don't visit.
I am buying an airline ticket!

edit: Saw you disinvitation. On second thoughts scratch that idea. No point going to a place where people would go out of their way to make you feel unwelcome

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jail. who cares about her personal life?!?!

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Originally posted by kmax87
For some reason that just gave me a mental picture of Lee Marvin in one of those cowboy and western sit up cast iron baths, all lathered in soap.( Cat Ballou I think)
because he got a new suit around the same time, from the local store.

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Originally posted by kmax87
( Cat Ballou I think)
The name has a certain sinuous feline quality.

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The Islamic takeover of Paris is imminent.